I read an interesting article on this very topic back in July. I think it was in the Midnight Globe or something.

Let me see if I can remember some of the clues.

1. Alien providers tend to speak in out of date lingo. If she says something like, "Cheese it, the fuzz!" look out!

2. Alien providers don't like to be spanked.

3. Alien providers don't have the necessary equipment down below. Unfortunately, they mesmorize you so by the time you notice she's built like a Barbie doll, it's too late!

Let's be careful out there!

thirsty

oh well, "pay attention thirsty!!!"

I wish I was this alien.