New York
How about a stripper while your booked
For a rendezvous? I dance here and there. Strip clubs do suck. To work in anyways. There is just so much drama. Girls wanna borrow your stuff. I even had a girk want to borrow a t back, I was like woah what? Providing the entertainment of suc privately is far more fun than dealing with out all that. Well, now u know.
So went to Lace in Times Square (topless but yes, alcohol)...first time at a NYC strip club (on par w/ my disappointment at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas)...I used to go to Delilah's Den in Sayreville NJ (fully nude, but no alcohol) back in the day, which I enjoyed.
Anywho, chit chat w/ the girl on my lap and the $20 dances who keeps insisting on getting me in The Viper Room. Basically $250+$75 tip got 15 mins of the same dance but in a more private setting, instead of out on the main floor. This would've been maybe $80 if out on the main floor.
And I resisted and told the girl prior to going in there that I know how the game works...if we're not fucking or you're not sucking for this much, then no go. Of course they lie and will say anything to get you in there. And of course, gullible me and my clouded judgement (a lot of sake shots prior w/ friends) thought she was giving me a real phone number. She said if we don't get to fuck here, to call her on Monday (it was Friday) and I can come over and we can. Righttttttttttt. And of course you're not allowed to pull out your phone at the club to test if the phone number works. And, hindsight being 20/20, what's to think this heavily accented Russian chick wasn't a "prisoner" staying in a 1BR apt w/ 5 other girls.
I should've just called a provider...live and learn.
Happy Hobbying all!!
Rule #1 - Never take what most strippers say and/or do too seriously.
Rule #2 - Refer to Rule #1.
if you want to bang a stripper dont take her to the champagne room. maybe get a lap dance, but buy her a drink or two and hint at a little pay for play outside of the club.
....which is why they are "Strippers". Makes perfect sense. If they wanted to escort, they'd be doing it and posting here. One would think, "well they're rubbing their bodies against guy's genitals all day, what's the difference? They'd most definitely go the extra mileage". Couldn't be any farther from the truth. I've always heard that strippers have limits and won't go beyond certain points, and it's so true, strippers will only go so far and then draw the line, no matter how much money you offer them. The only strippers that'll "provide" are those who work at clubs that are "known" for it. All I'll say is, you wanna go to good strip clubs? Well then hit up Jersey!
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One that lead to happy ending!
Thanx
I was once an expert on clubs to visit in Jersey, but I no longer indulge that often. In my experience, there are places where Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra will sing, but those places will eventually get raided. So your best bet is to schmooze with the ladies, and find out which will see you on the outside. Most won't, but a few will. Your chances are higher at the cheesier dives, though. Just be ready to spend plenty of $ on lap dances, and always have lots of singles when going. Beware Russian chicks; they are the most YMMV, and most likely to play you.
Over the years, I had my moments, but that is not relevant in answering your question. There are other sites that cater to the NY area scene that include commentary on the derrings do at strip clubs in NJ...
For a rendezvous? I dance here and there. Strip clubs do suck. To work in anyways. There is just so much drama. Girls wanna borrow your stuff. I even had a girk want to borrow a t back, I was like woah what? Providing the entertainment of suc privately is far more fun than dealing with out all that. Well, now u know.
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