New York

Hilarious!!!! (eom)
SindeeNYC See my TER Reviews 1665 reads
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END OF MESSAGE

...you slide off the toilet and hit the wall!

Add your own ending, this should be a riot.

Cheers!
Alena T. Fairchild

...you cock is too slippery even to hand wrangle it in the direction of the hole you want it to go in.

nycad


You know you've used too much lube when...

You have to ask if he's "in".

I slid off the bed and can't get back on because its just too slick.

You know you've used too much lube when it gets all over the sheet and you're on top and her ass slides away from you during the long strokes . . . and takes her pussy away with it !

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