Ben Dover and the TC board are making a cyber road trip to NYC. Please make them feel welcome but not too welcome.

Keep an eye on your dogs too when Ben is around.

thirsty

P.S. Ben and I are having a personal contest.

"Who is the biggest a$$hole on TER?"

I would appreciate your continued support.

LOL

Isn't he the guy from Arizona having Mutton Sex ?

Thank's thirsty for for the warm welcome to your fine city... As a Level 3 Sex offender, I was required by law to register with local LE when I arrived... When I called in, they knew you by first name and told me that your residence is already on their watch list! And they've posted additional officers in the area to protect me from YOU!
  Considering that you are one of the "TER elders" - I look to you for guidance of character,,, And judging by what I've seen in the example you have set for me is that we need not have ANY integrity, morals, ethics, or self-restraint!
 Your glaringly flawed existance has actually lead me to purge myself of what little moral fiber I once had before becoming a moderator.
Infact I have found myself actually striving in vain to keep pace with the depravity of the downward spiral of self-loathing moral vacuity that is your soul!
 I only hope that as time passes that I will be able to achieve a tiny fraction of barrenness of integrity that you have shown me is possible!  ;>

I am no match for your wit and charm, do with me as you wish, for I am your man-toy!

BTW, I don't live in NY. In fact, I installed an allegator filled moat around the board to keep the locals in. I should have done something similar in Minnesota. However, I thought filling your bedroom with cousins would be enough to keep you there.

thirsty

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That's worse than Smegma!  LOL

After reading this post in it's entirety I declare that you are all masters! Masters of depraved, trashy, filthy, and none the less hysterical humor. I admire you greatly- for my mind is currently in the gutter as well.

You guessed wrong and thought I was into the same depraved sexual deviancies as you were and filled my bedroom with all little BOY cousins!!!  My proclivaties don't lean the same way as yours.....
BTW, I know you move around alot to stay ahead of LE's sex offender watch, but they know all about you and your multiple addresses! They even know about your hide out in Maumee Ohio!

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I have achieved "zen-depravia" and have become one with the gutter....

I understand that this is not uncommon, especially when Smelly takes the time to apply his makeup just right.

thirsty

take us on a tour of the New York Fudge Factory, then you can give us a demo on how to pack the fudge, something I'm sure you've had plenty of practice at!

(I'm sure you just need to do your hair and you'll be ready, since you've already got a dress on!)

My favorite flavor ice cream is "Rocky Road" !

Hot Brown Showers. LOL  Ben, you needed a bath, but a brown shower is so much more apropos!

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My pet sheep ran off with Little Bo Bill Peep...

Golleeeeeeee!

...even though "smegma" does make a great natural lubricant, I prefer it "dry"...

(besides, "Anal lube is for whimps")

James 3:5
"Likewise the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell."

Bible Man,  do you do anything other than the "missionary position"? LMAO

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Job 20:6-8

Though his pride reaches to the heavens and his head touches the clouds, he will perish forever, like his own dung.
Those who have seen him will say, 'Where is he? Like a dream he flies away, no more to be found, banished like a vision of the night.

(appearently Job was feeling the woes of being moderated when he wrote this, you can sign up for my "post-moderated stress disorder" (PMSD)support group, Mr. Info can be your partner when we break up into small groups)

It's a good thing you know how to use your tongue, because there was not chance that you could get them off with your tiny little deformed dick!

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Tis' better to giveth than receiveth.

Grecians 4:11

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If you really want to be insulting in this town, stick to the Old Testament.

reincarnate as your sister Ileane Dover- LOL


Smooches from the gutter

Ileane Dover aka Dylanne DAngelo