Many, many times, I have heard knowledgeable people say that no woman has to pay for a man.  Because men will fuck anything, no woman has ever had to pay for it. Now, if you want a long term relationship--That will cost. The rather attractive Johnson&Johnson heiress who wanted the actor Michael Nouri all for herself had to give him $8 million.  But we all know that you or I would have done it for free. She was very attractive for 50, even if she wasn't worth $500 million.

I have to admit, Ive thought about getting myself a yummy girl to play with. Though I would be sooo nervous! Ive only been with two girls in my life and I loved it!  It would be interesting to be on the paying end too. Hmmm, now that Im thinking about this....

a bait & switch!!!! I cannot link the site I did the review (sorry for the previous booboo) so I'm correcting my post and pasting the review I made of him...here it goes...


betty_snj
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Deezy - the review

As you all know, I've been deeply curious about the "male escort" thing.
Being a pro, I wanted to feel like a John, to understand more about the other side of the coin, to see with a "johns eye".
I contacted a guy in the past, but it didn't came thru because Chuck was getting annoyed with my obssession.
So, I continue with my search...did what most of you do: went to Eros for the meat.
I've been travelling a lot, so every place I planned I took a look on Eros to see what was available in the area....nothing.
All male escorts were for "males, females and couples" meaning bisexuals and it was not what I wanted.
I wanted my fantasy...a Godlike creature, right off the centerfold of Playgirl or Chippendale's farm. But I wanted a macho looking guy...comparable with my Chuck of course, nothing less.
Well...when my Baltimore trip came close I went to the DC Eros and found HIM.
Talk about wow...exactly like my fantasy, a very sexy looking young guy packing more heat than a volcano. I felt my insides stirring and I told Chuck I was going for it.
Chuck took a look at the picture and said...."ohhhh I cannot compete with HIM. Shit, do it and get over with it!"
I called, left a message and he called me back...deep sexy voice and I was stirring a little bit more.
We talked and I asked if he had any more pictures. Answer was NO and I should think like BMM at that point, but I was acting more like a horndog and didn't follow the rule number one of the hobby: if look too good to be true probably it is.
His description...6 feet tall, 185 lbs of pure "everydaypumpingironinthegym" and a 9 inches thick "nonstopfullofjuice" dick.
I set a date, originally for two hours, because I thought one hour would not be enough to devour this heavenly morsel.
After my second day of incalls in Baltimore was over, I set the mood for our encounter...champagne, appetizers, candles and soft jazz. I got ready and sipped on Moet chatting with Chuck online waiting for HIM.
He was 45 minutes late...not a good start. A knock on the door, I told Chuck to hold on and went to take a look in the peephole...he never looked directly to me, face sideways I could not see very well...my red flag started to raise.
I opened the door and I took a look at him and was speechless and deeply disappointed.
He didn't look like the Eros picture and didn't look like his description either. Shorter than me (I'm 5'3") and 110 lbs of anorexic muscles.
I squeezed his arm and he said..."ouch! don't squeeze too much, I strained a muscle at the gym today. You know, I workout every day religiously".
I looked at him in disbelief when he was lying thru his teeth and I was ready to say something when the phone ringed and Vanessa was demanding in my ears...."how is his dick??? I want to know about HIS DICK beatch!!!"
I sat in the bed, Vanessa asking questions I could NOT answer because he was already undressing slowly doing a striptease act that was freaking hilarious when Vanessa was like "tell ME NOW....how many inches??? he has a six pack???? heavy balls???? shaved???? he looks like Jetter???? ohhhh my freaking GOOOOOD I'm going to take a plane to Baltimore now!!!"
It was like the one of those twilight zone episodes: Vanessa horny thinking I had this fucking Greek God in the room when I was looking at this unapealling guy stripping down to a lame G-string with red lips stamped all over his...huh...small package.
Vanessa was like...."did you suck his dick yet???" and I was..."huh noooo"
Vanessa was ordering me to "look at his dick NOW I want you to suck his dick right NOW" and I had no way to tell her what was going on.
So I lied...sorry girl...I told her he was hotter than the pic and his dick was humoungous and he was soooo sexy that I was dripping like niagara falls.
Vanessa let a "ohhhhh now I'm horny and I'm going to play with my pussy" and hanged up.
I looked at him and he goes..."good I was not to give her a free show" and that did it to me.
I told him I was sorry but I could not do it because he deceived me, he didn't look like the pictures, he was not even close to the description he gave me and that I was totally turned off by his performance.
At least he took like a professional, calmly he stopped his act and started to get dress. I asked how much I owed him, he said nothing but I'm a professional too and I know I wasted his time and if I didn't want to continue it was on my own expense and I compensated for his hour anyway.

Chuck was still online, anxiously waiting to find out what happened. I told him that my days of "fantasy male escort" were over and that he truly spoiled me and there was NO ONE out there who could even get close to him in personality, looks and performance.
I told him if the best looking Eros guy was like that, then I was afraid to find out about any others.

That's all...a honest review. Now I truly understand how you guys feels when you have your expectations set to one level and then you get another. I developed a true respect for all johns out there, who never say a word or walk away of an odd situation, stays there and go thru the session when they really not enjoying it.

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-- Modified on 1/8/2005 7:55:30 PM

..toot" I loved that picture of Dan Ackroid from SNL doing the seal.