An old man went to the doctor and said "HEY DOCTOR, I'M NOT FEELING WELL".
The doctor said "OK, I WILL NEED A URINE AND STOOL SAMPLE".
The old man then GAVE THE DOCTOR HIS UNDERWEAR! LOL LOL LOL
-- Modified on 10/21/2004 2:49:52 PM
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