I'm going to be away for a month beginning Sept 8th and I need volunteers to take care of Junior while I'm away (not not my Junior, Junior 457). Before any of you volunteer there are some things you need to know about caring for him.
1st He's an emotional trainwreck
2nd He needs constant attention
3rd You need to be very patient with him
4th He dresses like a rodeo clown if you dont watch him
5th He's unsure of his sexuality(he's gay)
6th Needs constant direction
7th You can't leave him alone for long or he gets in trouble
8th He'll blame you when Thirsty moderates him
9th If you don't guide him he'll be stalking Craigs List for cheapest escorts
10th You have to take him out for drinks, strip clubs and tunnel hookers at least twice a week.
Note: this is a full time job , you need to be available 24x7 and be willing to loan him a shoulder to cry on.
If I said hey guys could you take care of either Miki, Candie, Carissa, Ashley Ciara etc while I'm gone you all would be PMing the fuck out of me begging for the opportunity.
Come on I'm begging ya , someone step forward
c'mere bubala,let mama take care of you in her SPECIAL way
Junior, stop whining. You know I'm there for you, big guy. Of course, you might want to consider actually getting LAID instead of spending all day posting on this board and playing with yourself. (LOL)
My work is never done !!
I love taking women shopping especially for shoes!!!
oh btw this may turn into a permanent position 
I'm leaving you in good hands and you can still call me to cry
Where in the hell are you going for one month. And did you get a permission from NYC homeland security to leave ???
All kidding aside.. You will be missed..
Shall I get miki to take care of my lightwork ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I'm taking a much needed extended vacation in Europe and might just make it a little longer if all goes right.
Thanks Ciara and please take care of Junior for me, he's a mess. lol
Why don't you just lock him in a Mens room stall in Yankee Stadium. I won't let him out.
thirsty
Not a chance. As you well know, the locks on those doors don't work.