This guy goes to his doctor and asks "If I give up smoking, drinking and sex - will I live longer?"

The doctor replies " No - but it'll seem longer"

Happy New Year Everyone !!!!!

The Octagenarian goes to the doctor and says "Doc, can you give me something to lower my sex drive?". The doctor says "what are you kidding? You're over 80 years old. At your age, your sex drive is all in your head". He replies. "that's right doc, can you lower it where I can use it?"