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Greek
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I always assume if I am going to the isles that it's potentially messy.

Normally after pulling out I IMMEDIATLY get cleaned up and bring a washcloth for her.

I won't look down at my cock or her ass, just clean up and it's all good.

If you're going to the poop shoot, expect a little mess even if she cleaned herself prior...

Kind of like walking in a mud puddle and not expecting to get dirty feet.......

GLS768 reads

My girlfriends have shared horror stories regarding some of their worst and embarrassing moments.
How do you finish, how do you cope ?
Where does it go from there?

I think I don't get it....maybe i'm just wondering why take an appt with greek if you're not feeling well or um "prepared" back there?  I've never had an mess during an appt with greek.

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Spontaneous Disruption or Eruption, take your pick

Posted By: TrulyMsMocha
I think I don't get it....maybe i'm just wondering why take an appt with greek if you're not feeling well or um "prepared" back there?  I've never had an mess during an appt with greek.

Thank god I have never had a problem. I guess one should eat a lot of bran and clean out the system the morning of the appointment. They also make these special shower heads (looks like a stainless steel carrot) for this very purpose. I saw one once hanging in a gay co-workers bathroom. I asked him what the hell is that thing? He explained it was a shower bidet and you can see it in the attached picture.

A Colombian guy I worked with used to tell me that when you want to pull out of the Greek Isles you should reach around and pull a pubic hair from the front of the ladies hair patch. His theory was that this would cause her butt muscles to clench and your penis comes out clean as a whistle. Needless to say I have never tried his technique out. I am not even sure that would work as it may have unintended consequences which would be the epitome of irony.

J

L.I.Paul488 reads


if you don't like any of the consequences, you shouldn't be there!!

real  GGodess before she agree to do that- she diet day before and cleans herself fee times before anal ?? so you  can stick there 12 inches  and nothing bd just fun happned ?? does it make  sense  why  such sessions normally performed only on 2 hours of appoitments so donation covers efforts ?? of course those who  want it cheap .. so then wash you dick well after session .. hope condom was seating well ::))  good luck :))

I always assume if I am going to the isles that it's potentially messy.

Normally after pulling out I IMMEDIATLY get cleaned up and bring a washcloth for her.

I won't look down at my cock or her ass, just clean up and it's all good.

If you're going to the poop shoot, expect a little mess even if she cleaned herself prior...

Kind of like walking in a mud puddle and not expecting to get dirty feet.......

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