Heard so much about NYConfi and since I'm coming to NY next week from California, maybe the stars will be with me to win a date with the lovely Samantha. Keepin my fingers crossed, and body toned
This is a great contest! These are supposed to fun. Let's keep it light and just enjoy.
I was lucky enough to be given Panther's winnings from the last contest. Much thanks!! I also have not collected my prize but will attempt to do so this weekend.
As someone who has won, I also am bowing out of this contest. Fair is fair and someone else should have a chance.
I don't know how, but New York Confidential seems to pick only winners, and Samantha is the absolute tops.
In the time I spent with her, she was fun, enthusiastic and engaging, but managed to bring up my mother at the most inopportune times and STILL make the session incredibly hot. And you should see my mom.
Don't miss out on her guys! Though, I suggest you not mention anything beforehand about your dear ole' granny, dad, brother, etc...
NYC, I always dreamed about these girls and now I have a chance. I live in NY but recently moved from Japan and would love to have fun to see what american girl can do for fun. I wish good luck for everyone and me!
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Englishmen and 1 English woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either
with apologies to Dr Seuss...and my compliments to NY CONFI fo another fun-filled contest.
Green Eggs, Ham, and luscious, lovely Sam
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am But Sam, Dam! Your one hot madam
I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere I do not like them in a boat I would not, could not, with a goat But Sam, Shazam! You float my boat
I will not eat them in the rain I do not like them on a train I do not like them in a box But Dam! Sam, You are a fox
I do not like them in a house I would not, could not, with a mouse I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am But gorgeous, honey Sam No wham, bam, thank you, Ma’am I’ll be gentle, like a lamb
Green Eggs and Ham Green Eggs and Ham Don't like Green Eggs and Ham But Sam, Dam! Your one hot madam I'd love to be your man!
My next sentence has a word that starts with a C and ends with a K and its not Chock,Crock,or Clock...lol although this one's not bad:
Hickory Dickory Dock
A girl is complaining about the size of her breasts to her girl friend. She said, "I know I many be shallow, but they're so small. I just can't stand them!"
Her girl friend replied, "Look, don't get an operation or anything like that.
I had the same problem and I went to Dr. Michaels and he helped me a lot. Make an appointment."
"You do look good. OK, I'll do it."
She makes the appointment and after the examination Dr. Michaels said, "Look all you need is an exercise program and the improvement will be amazing.
Here's what you do. Stick your chest out and bring it back in. Do that for ten minutes every day. And to help you with the rhythm, do it in time with this poem, Mary had a little lamb, his fleece was white as snow. If I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.
She did her exercise faithfully everyday, until one day when she forgot. She was on the bus going to work when she remembered that she hadn't done them that morning.
She looked around, and very gently stuck her chest out and back and quietly said, Mary had a little lamb his fleece was white as snow. if I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.
She was startled when a fellow came up and said, "Hey, you go to Dr. Michaels, don't you?"
"Why yes," she said, "but how did you know that?"
He stood up and began gyrating his hips while reciting, Hickory dickory dock.......
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Now that the HBO series is over, I'm pitching my idea for a re-casting! What better person to replace the seductive, red blooded Samantha, than..... Samantha, of NY Confidential! I think we could write in some nude scenes, and throw in a few unscripted ones as well!
Yeah, yeah... so I'm a heterosexual male and I watch Sex and the City. I'm not out of the closet. Shoot me.
i know its no "cobblestones" joke but at least its not a 30 year old dr suess book with 4 words changed in it.
so.. Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties" "That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "!
I guess I should be a little embarrased for admitting this, but I cannot seem to find Samantha on the NY Confidential Website. I feel like I am the only one who cannot find her.
Site looks great, Models look great, but GUYS! You put up the pics, you take em down, what happens? TER rejects review"bad website". And watch the "Little THings". I hunted for Caitlyne after seeing her review, you changed the spelling to K-aitlyne. Luckily the reviewer had linked it correctly so I saw the merch. Watch it guys!
I have been trying to figure out which one to use but since there are no rule here's two.
Fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac. On fire, Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
AND HERE'S #2
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Tanden, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said........ "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition. "Second," Eddie said......... "You must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition. "Third," Eddie said........ "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed. And last of all Eddie stated......."You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
So that is just a couple that I've got for Samantha.
Regards,
Hope you like them.
Jayman
BTW, I normally don't kiss and tell that is why I have no reviews. However,I would make an exception if I won this.
Lamont, if you are refering to Sophia from LA who is coming to NY and being booked thru NY Confi, the yes, you are right. She is absolutely awesome!! She has one-of-a-kind skills that cannot be rivaled. I won't go into details here, but I have seen her 5 or 6 times and she amazes me each and every time. She is a supreme treat not to be missed by any man in NY who still has a pulse.
...I just got back from two hours of uncontainable bliss with Samantha and, based on her "positvise feedback", I think I know who the winner of this contest is going to be...glad this one has no rules!
For everyone else's sake, I hope there is a contest #5!
I have to admit, I had a less-than-ideal experience with NY Confidential in my first session. (For those interested in the details, you may read about them in my review of Kim.) BTW, Jason, I'm still waiting for a response to my private message...
As disappointing as my last session was, I would more than willing to give the agency a second chance...I'm sure that an hour with Samantha might help me to change my mind about things... =)
Contests and gamesmanship and great dining and beatitiful woman are less important to the success of any relationship whether it be with a friend, lover or New York Confidential than honoring relationships and friendships by being consistent, being appreciative, and realizing that success is dependent upon trust. The friends of New York Confidential need to trust that they will have the greatest experience of their life and that their contibution to the succcess of New York Confidential through word of mouth and reviews will be respected by always being treated fairly. The clients of New York Confidential will then have the obligation and pleasure of making sure everyone knows New York Confidential is not all about money but is about making time stop and for a few hours realzing that passion, and love, and beauty still exist in the world. Ultimately it is about the woman and making sure they feel secure, desired, respected, and appeciated as the angels they really are. To be loved and desired for even one moment makes it all worth it. To have that moment is better than winning an Oscar. For an Oscar is about acting and New York Confidential should be about life, emotions and for one moment in time being a King.
For the NYConfidential Contest # 4 - this is my entry.
i see Samantha and my heart skips a beat i look forward to that day when our two paths do meet i'm the cool, calm, gentleman you pass on the street and lovingly creative deep underneath the sheets
with your beauty and body and remarkable face i'm transported towards heaven from this earthly place but i'm not all too serious cause i just love to laugh i'll bring my snorkel as we jump in the bath !
i'll try my best to amaze you and, if offered, please you if you like to be cuddled, then let the moment just seize you i'll set the tempo from steady to blazing and as you lay back smiling, say "that was amazing! "
so as we enjoy and tickle and giggle and moan "sure we'll do room service" and "no, i don't hear the phone" but this is not The Jungle Book and i am no panther just like Homer Simpson says..." Hmmmnn.....Samantha"
(To be sung loosely to the theme music from “Green Acres.”)
New York City is the place to be, Sexy women is the life for me. Beauty spreading out so far, so wide, Keep the others, put Samantha by my side.
Sam is the gal for me, I get allergic if it isn’t she. I just adore her sexy legs, Darlin’ don’t make me beg and beg.
A kiss. Such bliss. Those eyes. Oh my!
Folks warned me not to spend such money, But Sam’s sweeter, even more than honey. Just one look and I’m on my knees, We’ll do just like the birds and bees.
Got me a suite at the best hotel, Lookin’ at her body made me swell. I kissed her neck, worked my way down south, Undid my pants, she put me in her mouth.
Whoa, I said, I might drop dead. What a sight. We got all night.
Well, the sun is rising in the morning sky, Taking me so deep made me wanna cry. Sleeping close to you just felt so nice, Next time swear we’ll do it more than twice.
Get Mona on the phone right now, Sam I need you once again somehow. Missing her makes it feel like rain, Please oh please, you got to stop this pain.
She’s got a way. I said, Oy Vey! I’m hers, I am. She’s the best. She’s Sam!
Honestly, Hugh, I don't give a shit if you thought my entry sucked. I wasn't aware that you had been name the literary critic for The New Yorker Magazine. Nor did I realize that this Discussion Board was a forum for harsh and nasty criticism of someone else's submission. These aren't being entered as candidates for a Pulitzer Prize. Last time I checked it was alll just for fun. And by the was, her name was spelled Zsa Zsa, not ZZA.
Lol! Ready for Round 2? Didn't realize there was a contest. If ya don't pick me, I guess you didn't have as good a time as I did. (just kidding of course).
I'm resubmitting my entry not in an attempt to "stack the deck" but because I realize I didn't use the proper wording in the "Subject" line and perhaps it wouldn't appear as if it were a submission to the contest. ****************** (sung loosely to the theme music from "Green Acres." Samantha, you're probably too young to remember this tv show.
New York City is the place to be, Sexy women is the life for me. Beauty spreading out so far and wide, Keep the others, and give me Samantha at my side.
Sam is the gal for me, I get allergic if it isn’t she. I just adore her sexy legs, Please, darlin’ don’t make me beg and beg.
A kiss. Such bliss. Those eyes. Oh my!
They warned me not to spend the money, But Sam is sweeter than any honey.
I got me a suite at a swanky hotel, Lookin’ at her body made me swell. I kissed her neck and worked my way south, She unzipped my pants and put me in her mouth.
Whoa, I said, You’ll drop me dead. We got all night. What a sight.
Well, the sun is rising in the morning sky. Taking me so deep made me wanna cry, Sleeping close to you felt so nice, Next time I promise we’ll do it more than twice.
You’ve got a way, I said, Oy Vey! I’m yours, I am, You’re the best, you’re Sam!
In my typical neurotic and obsessive way, I thought that my first entry in Contest #4 wouldn't be recognized as a submission as opposed to a comment because of the subject line; so I resubmitted with what I thought was the proper subject line. However, in my resubmission, I left out two lines of the "ditty" that I wrote. Critical mistake for such a Pulitzer worthy piece of work! So here it is again for the ABSOLUTELY FINAL TIME, without any omissions or mistakes. And to my fellow TER members and all of you at NY Confidential, I apologize. I'm not trying to "stuff" the ballot box or to submit more than one entry; I'm just a product of my neurotic Jewish upbringing. So forgive me. Anyway, here's my submission for the last and final time... Now I'm late for my appointment with my psychiatrist. ***************** (To be sung loosely to the theme music from “Green Acres.”)
New York City is the place to be, Sexy women is the life for me. Beauty spreading out so far, so wide, Keep the others, put Samantha by my side.
Sam is the gal for me, I get allergic if it isn’t she. I just adore her sexy legs, Darlin’ don’t make me beg and beg.
A kiss. Such bliss. Those eyes. Oh my!
Folks warned me not to spend such money, But Sam’s sweeter, even more than honey. Just one look and I’m on my knees, We’ll do just like the birds and bees.
Got me a suite at the best hotel, Lookin’ at her body made me swell. I kissed her neck, worked my way down south, Undid my pants, she put me in her mouth.
Whoa, I said, I might drop dead. What a sight. We got all night.
Well, the sun is rising in the morning sky, Taking me so deep made me wanna cry. Sleeping close to you just felt so nice, Next time swear we’ll do it more than twice.
Get Mona on the phone right now, Sam, I need you once again somehow. Missing her makes it feel like rain, Please oh please, you got to stop this pain.
She’s got a way. I said, Oy Vey! I’m hers, I am. She’s the best. She’s Sam!
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