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I'd love to do you doggie, you smelly little bitch.  lol

You a nasty lil bastard.. whatchup2?

I AM a nasty bastard, but in a twisted depraved kind of way.

  Thought I'd post this one more time, since it seems appropriate for this thread. Some of you may have missed it before, because it was on a old thread. Of course, it belongs on the humor board, but as long as we're talking dogs, fartsniffer may appreciate it. Lol. Here goes:

  The dogs once held a meeting.
They came from near and far.
Some of them came by dogsled,
While others came by car.

But before inside the hallowed halls,
They were allowed to look,
They had to take thier assholes off,
And hang 'em on a hook.

And hardly were they seated,
Each mother, son and sire,
When a dirty yellow bastard dog,
Began to holler, FIRE!

Well, out they crunched, all in a bunch
And had no time to look.
And each, at random, grabbed
An asshole off a hook!

They got their assholes all mixed up,
And it made them pretty sore,
To have to wear an asshole,
That they never wore before!

And that is why you will see
As you walk down the street,
Each dog will stop and swap a smell
With every dog he'll meet!

And that is why a dog will leave
A nice fat juicy bone,
And stop to smell an asshole,
Cause he hopes he'll find his own!

We missed you.

Without you(Fartsniffer) there would be no need for me(Smelly fart)