Sorry guys, but it's faker than fake. I'm actually not a super anal pro that can fit that much in my butt. I wish I was like Lisa Ann or Asa Akira, but it's a no go. :P I actually have the reviewer blocked since 5/15 for sending me a billion PM's and talking about explicit things but refusing to provide screening info and just giving me LE/timewaster vibes. He then proceeded to PM a reviewer of mine (one as far as I know) asking questions about me and telling him what he'd like to do to me after he was blocked. o_O

I just got so many messages over the review, that I figured I'd address it here once and for all. I sent a message to TER Admin, but have yet to hear a reply. Not sure if I can post screenshots and/or copy paste our messages, but they can be easily provided. I just want to clear the air. x_x

Also ladies, do not use me as a reference for this guy. I didn't see him and at this point I think he's kinda nuts.

Thanks. :3

Those that are self-aggrandizing like that one...even less.  After reading a few of your other recent reviews, including those from familiar handles with lots of whitelistings....makes your point more salient, and the review in question even more questionable.  

Here's to hoping we will see you at some future M&G.  Many of us have have taken notice of you, even if we've never met you..