post Lawyer. I laughed so hard, I almost pissed my pants! Now, I'm not doubting the veracity of this guy's Craig's List story. It does seem feasible, even if a bit Penthouse forum? I've had some pretty funky stuff happen to me also, in the heat of passion.

I remember one time with a former SO. She and I had gone out for a night on the town, and by the time we got home, we were both completely trashed and maximum horny. Massive sex followed. I don't know if she knew, but her period had just started. We had sex in every possible configuration imaginable. The lighting was minimal, if at all. The next morning, the room looked like an abattoir. There was blood everywhere. On the walls, on the night stands, on the mirror, rug, sheets, clothes, phone, ad infinitum. I was aghaust! Of course we laughed about it after breakfast, but it is a memory that will always stick in my mind. Not quite the same thing as having someone unload their anal cavity on you, but I can relate!

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I was literally laughing out loud.  I almost cried.

Thanks Bill.  I just spent the last few minutes crying with laughter.