Sometimes, due to a full work calendar, a badly managed To Do List, sticker shock or simply procrastination, a punter neglects to attack a perfectly positioned ball. While the goalie is asleep. Next thing you know, the ball is gone. 

The one provider I most admired from afar was Kinky Kaj. She frequented NYC in 2008 and maybe 2009. Anyone remember her? Petite Latina with an unreal body and a sexual menu with more beef than a midtown Churrascaria. Her Clic Studios produced photos and websites were arresting. (Strangely, one of her websites - kinkykaj.com but not kisskaj.com - redirects to Carmen Banks.) Her stunning reviews began to pile. And belatedly I decided it was time to stop sitting on my wallet (at $500 she was at that time, in my infantile mind, out of my league.) Then "poof" she was gone. I recall reading somewhere a client popped the question and she accepted. (You mean that works????) 

My lesson: If you really wanna see someone, just book her. Make her #1 and put that emergency fund to better use. 

So is there a retired provider you regret not booking while the iron was hot?