I might be tempted to play grab ass -- and then realize that I was grabbing a handful of buckseed (that's what they fill some of those neck pillows with)  

And I think the carpet pattern might put me in a hypnotic state and make me think I'm looking at an ass worthy of kneeling down in front of and burying my face into....  

So ladies and gents, keep your witts about you when you're on your next long plane flight and make sure that if you're going to play grab ass, that you're not grabbing buckseed and you are indeed grabbing some juicy ass!

The wisdom of nycad has been spoken. Let it ring through the valley. Ha!

nycad

I feel like cringing when I see them. Not to be rude, but at best they're not sexy, at worst they're tacky...but I do like captioning pictures though.