Once me and my provider had a sleepover, and it was my house. so i was farting up a storm, and wasn't embarrased cuz it was MY house... anyways, we slept in the same bed, and we were reading magazines under the covers. i was on one side of the bed, and her on the other, (my ass was by her face.) we had spinach with brocolli 4 din din, so i was extra special gassy. i felt a nice SBD cumin on, so i decided to torture her. (she was being pretty annoying anyway)i twisted my body, held her down with all my body weight, except my ass was still in place. i let it loose first on her nose, then in her mouth, then topped it off in her eyes.
Had to get that out guys... thanks for letting me vent my smelly ways
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It is disgusting. We treat providers with respect around here.
-- Modified on 6/16/2005 6:59:14 AM
I suspect many idiots will be using mommy and daddys computer to post insane, corrupt idiot things such as this.
of the English Language. 
I'll never tell.
thirsty
Relax huey. I really do know who wrote it.
thirsty
Cruel abuse of your nigh-Godlike powers.
JJ
We in Boston have built up Thirsty into this Godlike being and now it has gone to his head...He really needs to be brought back down to earth...
people about refrigeration. He will be ok after a few days of swilling beer in his hometown. That should get him back to normal.
On the covered farter. It is hard for me to believe that anyone can be that gross, so I think that the post was some type of joke.
-- Modified on 6/16/2005 6:59:47 AM
I hope he stays in New York because I wouldn't want him near any of the great ladies up here in Boston...!!
For all we know he is a board regular. This is another case of the abuse of the alias. If he really enjoyed this horror, why won't he use his real handle and stand behind his views?
known as a "Dutch Oven". I think The poster is telling a good tale! Probably a BS story !
-- Modified on 6/16/2005 8:45:06 AM
-- Modified on 6/16/2005 8:46:25 AM
serious disturbance here
with all the different type of net personalities. There was a character that just said shit to rile people. Seems to me that this is a perverse cry for attention. Whether he really did it or not, we should not dignify his commentary with any more responses.
its a gassy situation indeed!
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-- Modified on 6/17/2005 4:59:45 AM
Tally-Ho!
-- Modified on 6/17/2005 3:22:43 PM
You sound like a guy who has an alias ending in 'arlie' .. on a different board (ut****guide). You're both a little gross and in a similar way (wince).
Send this punk back to the Utopia Guide where he belongs, ASAP.
My .02