Mini reviews are allowed. Where have you been?

The girls must be from somewhere other than the NY  area, & are usually touring our area for a short term. The providers  must have 3 reviews or less, and the poster MUST write a full review in 72 hours or less or face moderation. The poster has met all the requirements.  Who pissed in your grits asshole?

you just DISGUISED IT in the form of a question. No alias.

the 73yo asshole who cost me in excess of $2,500 because when I was a TER newbie, I actually believed his reviews of 9's and 10's for ladies that were 5's and 6's at best, and the fact that 22yo ladies would lick the calloused soles of his feet, scrape his scrotum with their teeth, then thrust their tongues deep into his rectum

I have no problem with mini reviews as long as the info posted paints an accurate picture of what other hobbyists can expect for looks AND performance...