I can't believe how many guys can't tell real tits from gravity defying rock hard nuclear warhead implants.
Why are so many men so dumb and incompetent?  Guys, if the tits  look like they could nuke Iran, and are as hard as granite there is no fucking way they're natural or real.  What's the matter with you dumbasses in reviews???

Also -   why do so many review profiles say "don't know" in a dozen categories?  Are the men so stupid they can't answer the basic questions in a profile or figure out the answers???   Do guys have the eyesight of Ray Charles ?   Are you guys dumber than pumpkins at Halloween?  Are guys mutes, and can't ask providers basic questions????      WTF ?   I concluded long ago most hobbyists are fools.

You come into the room with a raging hardon and this babes gives you a good workout. You pop two or three times cause her techniques are great. Take a quick shower and your out of there to go back to work. Happy and satisfied. Does all the shit stuff really mater??

You've never figured this hobby out, and you just got ripped off last week after 10 years of TER membership. and 50 years in the hobby. Maybe you should learn how to read, and fill in profiles properly.

Reviews are for listing what you actually did.  It's to confirm (or refute) that a girl does what she claims to do.

You shouldn't have to "figure out the answers."  If you didn't do it and if you say that the girl does offer it, then you are doing a false review based on what she claims or advertises.

As a general rule, you should put down "don't know" for anything that you didn't actually do.  If I see a girl for a GFE session, I'll put down "don't know" for massage, S&M, anal, 2 girl action, 2 guy action, etc.

If someone else then sees the same girl for S&M or a threesome, then their review should reflect that and update the info.

That said, often it seem that the system doesn't update the details beyond the first reviewer.  I am sure it's supposed to update the info as time goes on, but I've seen plenty of reviews where items like age and appearance clearly match descriptions in the initial reviews from 7+ years ago, and don't reflect the changes that are apparent from more recent reviews.

I inquire and ask intelligent questions and get the answers if I didn't actually experience a certain service.  I ask if the girl has doubles partner, I ask if she likes butt sex, etc. Don't you?   There are way too many "don't knows" on profiles in case you didn't notice.  How can a guy not know if a chick has tattoos or piercings unless his reviews are BS.   Ignorance is not bliss in this hobby, but there are way too many ignorant  nitwits in this hobby.   I can also tell implants from real tits unlike many of the lamebrain guys  posting reviews these days.

I don't ask about services that I don't care about.  
I don't interview a girl when I see her.  
I pay for my membership here.  I don't get paid to review writing reviews is not the reason that I see girls.  Often, I don't write them.  If I feel like it in the following days, then I'll write one.  And it's very easy a few days later to not remember all the specific details.

I've seen lots of girls with ink and lots without.  Unless a girl has a huge noticeable tat, I might not notice it.  If it's just a few tasteful ones, I'd probably pay no more attention to the tats than I pay to what she was wearing and I tend not to remember that either.  I'm old, I'm unobservant, and I'm there for other purposes.  I'd also be shit if I ever had to work with a sketch artist to describe someone.  I just don't have a good memory for visual details.  

On the other hand, I do agree that with most (not all) implants, it is very easy to tell, and guys should be better at that.  But, again, it comes down to priorities.  Breasts that feel real are important to me, so I notice it more.  If a guy doesn't care if they are real or not, then he's less likely to even think about it.

And, it goes back to my previous statement that if a girl started her career with real ones, and then got the implants, it's very possible the review system never updates.  It would be great if, with each review, we could see how the reviewer rated each category.

For once you're not shilling for empty suit Obama however.   I'll give you credit for that.

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Anything that I find to be blatantly false, I issue a problem report and the boards usually make the correction.

You must carry the "Hobbyist Review Checklist" with you. Congrats!! Do you have her sign or just initial each item?

Some guys pay to play and others like to "bang it and brag about it". Both contribute to keeping the hobby alive.

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to complain about other people having different priorities than you. Most mentally healthy people just get annoyed at these things and move on with their lives.

Can I guess who you are?

But sometimes you really don't know.  One question asks whether she will do more than one guy at a time.  Well, I have zero interest in doing a devil's threesome, as it were, so the answer is "I don't know."

Too many men can't master the basics of this hobby, and are perpetual losers.  Most of the responders to to my post fall in this category.

I have complained against people posting political bullshit on the New York local board.

How is that shilling for Obama?  How is that shilling at all?  

You clearly don't know what shilling is.  But, from this thread, you also don't know what reviewing is either.  

To paraphrase Plato, who had much more sex than most of us with all those nubile babes in the city-state, being happy equates to ignorance, a lack of reason, and a fundamental misunderstanding of reality. Think the Cave. The intelligent individual is never happy (which you correctly started this thread with regarding implants) until the metanarratives are exposed. That thesis, coupled with your vitriol throughout this thread, belies your statement. Either you are happy in your ignorance, you are unhappy that reviews do not reveal enough salient information, or you merely want to castigate other board members, in what should be a board dedicated to information and brotherhood. I am waiting for your response - loser, clueless, etc. I wonder if you are looking in the mirror as you type.

Most guys do their research and pick a woman to spend an hour or two with. If they aren't looking for anal sex, or MFM action or some of the other things on the list then correct answer is I don't know. Honestly I don't want every person coming in and reading off the list to get all the answers right. That would make things boring. My client has chosen to see me, you can et we arebgoingbto have fun together and not worry about a questionnaire. The basics can be found out by doing simple research, and if there is something you really need from a provider then YoU can ask her or figure it out somehow.

 As for implants, yes most are easy to identify BUT there are implants out there that are misleading. I know some of them. A D cup got a DD cup implant and trust me, everyone swears they are real. Not talking about my own Dds. But you get the point.

 Don't forget some clients will see a few girls and then write the reviews. Not everyone writes and posts a review immediately after their appointment. So when a bit of time has passed and he has 2-3 girls to review he might forget the little details of who likes donkey sex and who prefers dolphin sex.

 XOXO, Sidney