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mr25501352 reads

hey whats up



i just moved to nyc and, to be blunt, i am interested in checking out escorts, something i have never done before.  havent really met any girls i hit it off with yet and im interested in how these things go but im concerned with the safety of the whole thing.

i dont really want to support anyone who is in a business they dont enjoy because they are hooked on drugs or forced into it for example, but would prefer they choose this for financial reasons and they arent morally opposed to it.  i realize, however, that 'escorting' is probably very illegal and trying to hire their services could likely get me in a heap of trouble.. and i know the NYPD is huge and likely has tons of stings out there ready to get me in that trouble.  while i think they should ... im not really sure.. is it really that bad ??  back in my hometown i was chilling with a few guys once and we called up escorts for a buddy who just got back from boot camp as a joke and it was kindof funny but not exactly what im looking for here, and i realize the city is probably way more policed.  ive heard things about what you can do in a trip down to the dominican as well..

i am not really interested in sex maybe just a dance or massage and possibly a HJ to seal the deal.  actually, i really dont like using condoms, so thats one reason im really not interested in sex, and even with one on i dont want to risk my dick falling off or something.  how illegal is what im looking for?  how likely is it i would actually find a legit provider by seeing someone well reviewed on this site?   are there any girls out there who want to make good cash and arent forced into this/hooked on bad drugs?  

thanks for any info ...

PorkPieHat698 reads

Posted By: mr2550
hey whats up



i just moved to nyc and, to be blunt, i am interested in checking out escorts, something i have never done before.  havent really met any girls i hit it off with yet and im interested in how these things go but im concerned with the safety of the whole thing.

i dont really want to support anyone who is in a business they dont enjoy because they are hooked on drugs or forced into it for example, but would prefer they choose this for financial reasons and they arent morally opposed to it.  i realize, however, that 'escorting' is probably very illegal and trying to hire their services could likely get me in a heap of trouble.. and i know the NYPD is huge and likely has tons of stings out there ready to get me in that trouble.  while i think they should ... im not really sure.. is it really that bad ??  back in my hometown i was chilling with a few guys once and we called up escorts for a buddy who just got back from boot camp as a joke and it was kindof funny but not exactly what im looking for here, and i realize the city is probably way more policed.  ive heard things about what you can do in a trip down to the dominican as well..

i am not really interested in sex maybe just a dance or massage and possibly a HJ to seal the deal.  actually, i really dont like using condoms, so thats one reason im really not interested in sex, and even with one on i dont want to risk my dick falling off or something.  how illegal is what im looking for?  how likely is it i would actually find a legit provider by seeing someone well reviewed on this site?   are there any girls out there who want to make good cash and arent forced into this/hooked on bad drugs?  

thanks for any info ...
Just one question? If you aren't interested in sex -  what the fuck are you doing on an escort review site???

Falling off?? I wouldn't put my clean, pretty little money maker anywhere near your allready self proclaimed possible infection injector! :-D
Good luck to you, you are going to need it.

Posted By: mr2550
hey whats up



i just moved to nyc and, to be blunt, i am interested in checking out escorts, something i have never done before.  havent really met any girls i hit it off with yet and im interested in how these things go but im concerned with the safety of the whole thing.

i dont really want to support anyone who is in a business they dont enjoy because they are hooked on drugs or forced into it for example, but would prefer they choose this for financial reasons and they arent morally opposed to it.  i realize, however, that 'escorting' is probably very illegal and trying to hire their services could likely get me in a heap of trouble.. and i know the NYPD is huge and likely has tons of stings out there ready to get me in that trouble.  while i think they should ... im not really sure.. is it really that bad ??  back in my hometown i was chilling with a few guys once and we called up escorts for a buddy who just got back from boot camp as a joke and it was kindof funny but not exactly what im looking for here, and i realize the city is probably way more policed.  ive heard things about what you can do in a trip down to the dominican as well..

i am not really interested in sex maybe just a dance or massage and possibly a HJ to seal the deal.  actually, i really dont like using condoms, so thats one reason im really not interested in sex, and even with one on i dont want to risk my dick falling off or something.  how illegal is what im looking for?  how likely is it i would actually find a legit provider by seeing someone well reviewed on this site?   are there any girls out there who want to make good cash and arent forced into this/hooked on bad drugs?  

thanks for any info ...
-- Modified on 9/12/2012 2:13:43 PM

mr2550687 reads

uhh ok.   its a common joke.  luckily i dont have any diseases and plan to keep it that way, but i know that a lot of people do - the % of people with herpes is shocking but i cant remember it, so, i dont want to risk it

mr2550692 reads

also for further elaborate i dont just pick up chicks at bars and bang them without protection usually i get into relationships with girls i know then move onto sex so yeah, youre making a lot of assumptions just because i said i hate condoms.  actually, my dick is very big, and i'm uncut, and i just find that condoms ive tried just dont work very well with it.  they get all wrapped up in the skin that moves around and its not anywhere near as amazingly enjoyable for both as unprotected sex is.  i'm really not interested in buying sex, just looking for like a good lapdance or even shower if thats available then HJ or something

checked out a couple strip clubs in the city and they arent anywhere near as good as the ones near me - no pussy and forcing to buy overpriced beer, girls arent anywhere near as fun or good looking or dirty in the dances, so looking for something more enjoyable and private.

mr2550767 reads

hey and since you apparently popped in and out with a not nice comment and didnt even address any of my questions ill give you one to think about...  i could have just hit you up for a date with your 'money maker' and i could have like 5 STDs and just pulled my dome off in the middle of sex and then how close would you be to my 'infection injestor' .. youre the whore, technical term i believe, babe so dont try put that shit on me.  if you dont want STDs get another job.

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Posted By: mr2550
hey and since you apparently popped in and out with a not nice comment and didnt even address any of my questions ill give you one to think about...  i could have just hit you up for a date with your 'money maker' and i could have like 5 STDs and just pulled my dome off in the middle of sex and then how close would you be to my 'infection injestor' .. youre the whore, technical term i believe, babe so dont try put that shit on me.  if you dont want STDs get another job.
You're not a bright fellow are you?   You sound like a guy that sees streetwalking crack heads and doesn't worry about STDs.   Calling girls  "WHORES" on the board is not going to win you any love from the girls on this site.  You're a train wreck waiting to happen!  

mr2550591 reads

How exactly do you think I am blacklisted from anything based on this forum name, on an internet message board?  Do you realize what business you are talking about Pork Pie ?   I think it is clear who isn't bright here

PorkPieHat583 reads

He is either the biggest moron of all time or just a misogynist troll.  Probably both.

Posted By: dddbabe
repeatedly and in most perverse manner
Perversion...it;s to good for him!!!!

lmao...

mr2550630 reads

Like, how about if I were to find porn with a girl who looks like my ex girlfriend, and while watching it think about her fucking her new boyfriend, jerking off while tears lube up my cock, sobbing but enjoying it in a strange way at the same time... is that perverse enough ?  Or are you thinking something kinkier?  let me know

And throw away the key. You really have serious issues I would be afraid to jerk my own peepee if I was you?

And I thought I had issues at times lol.....Best of luck finding anything

Posted By: mr2550
Like, how about if I were to find porn with a girl who looks like my ex girlfriend, and while watching it think about her fucking her new boyfriend, jerking off while tears lube up my cock, sobbing but enjoying it in a strange way at the same time... is that perverse enough ?  Or are you thinking something kinkier?  let me know



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(who tipped you off?)
LMAO!!! :-D
Like I said before and now I REALLY mean it, "good luck to you, You're going to NEED IT"
:-D

mr2550484 reads

im glad you thought it was entertaining.  i dont think ill need luck though, because i am so handsome, and all i will really need is money, considering how the topic at hand works.  thanks for the well wishes in any case !

Provider that's safe, etc. However your display of your foul attitude in this forum has allready rendered you blacklisted with at least 3 top ladies. That's not including who reads and doesn't post which is everybody else. So no, money is not all that YOU need.
Good luck.

Posted By: mr2550
im glad you thought it was entertaining.  i dont think ill need luck though, because i am so handsome, and all i will really need is money, considering how the topic at hand works.  thanks for the well wishes in any case !

that shit right here lol. Stop huffing paint, and go to a damn massage parlor! You will get a massage, hj, maybe a bj, and be on your damn way. I doubt any gfe provider would want to deal with your issues and stereotypes. There are forced women and drug addicts in every damn city across the globe...it is not exclusive to NY lol. Did you drink from the stupid fountain or something? Damn! Go to the Newbie board, where we can't be mean to ya lol.

The fact that you admitted to going bbfs, makes you "A bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak (Chasing Amy)," yet you are worried about what us hookers do? NOT bbfs, and guys like you for starters. I am really starting to think TER might be planting some of these nut jobs for entertainment value...there cannot be this many stupid people on hooker boards these days.

Oh, and FYI coming to a HOOKER board and calling a girl and whore as if to pass it off as a legitimate insult, is beyond retarded. I guess it never occured to any of of that we were whores when our naked bodies and rates are all over the internet bwahahha.






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Fucktard (noun)


A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING and RETARDED!" Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

Carry on.


-- Modified on 9/13/2012 4:30:49 PM

As a member of this board since 2004, a lurker before that, and as someone who has always tried to avoid the negativity that sadly pervades a discourse that should be all about pleasure, I have to depart, discursively I will admit, from all of that to state that your message is the most moronic, enigmatic, and suspicious post I can remember reading. Don't know if you are LE, deranged, naive, or all of the above. But introducing yourself here in that manner smacks of subterfuge and duplicity. And, as the posts in response suggest, will not win you any allies.

Does smell a bit like LE, doesn't it?

Come on lover...
We are not in russia or romania here! Girls on THIS SITE are mostly independant, happy courtesan who doesnt know what drugs taste like!
( at least, I dont, I barely even drink!)
Relax, search the top 100 in NYC and read the ladies reviews, you'll find out that your view on escort is very futile!

Posted By: mr2550
hey whats up



i just moved to nyc and, to be blunt, i am interested in checking out escorts, something i have never done before.  havent really met any girls i hit it off with yet and im interested in how these things go but im concerned with the safety of the whole thing.

i dont really want to support anyone who is in a business they dont enjoy because they are hooked on drugs or forced into it for example, but would prefer they choose this for financial reasons and they arent morally opposed to it.  i realize, however, that 'escorting' is probably very illegal and trying to hire their services could likely get me in a heap of trouble.. and i know the NYPD is huge and likely has tons of stings out there ready to get me in that trouble.  while i think they should ... im not really sure.. is it really that bad ??  back in my hometown i was chilling with a few guys once and we called up escorts for a buddy who just got back from boot camp as a joke and it was kindof funny but not exactly what im looking for here, and i realize the city is probably way more policed.  ive heard things about what you can do in a trip down to the dominican as well..

i am not really interested in sex maybe just a dance or massage and possibly a HJ to seal the deal.  actually, i really dont like using condoms, so thats one reason im really not interested in sex, and even with one on i dont want to risk my dick falling off or something.  how illegal is what im looking for?  how likely is it i would actually find a legit provider by seeing someone well reviewed on this site?   are there any girls out there who want to make good cash and arent forced into this/hooked on bad drugs?  

thanks for any info ...


Come on now!
Its his first time, he is unexperimented as a nobbyist, sometime, people need some guidance!
And come on, in a way, he is asking pretty legit questions..

I'm pretty new myself in the business and yes, some girls are pimped or desperate because of situation/drugs..
I mean, lets face it providers! We ALL, have our own story who lead us to this job!
We dont grow up dreaming of becoming a working girl (i kinda did, but I'm particular I guess, I threw a fieet at 12yo when i couldnt get a pair of very high heels..mmmm, go figure)

Some of us is vocational, some is by personal choice some because it's a easy way out, some cause they dont know what else to do!
:(

This is WHY TER is awesome!
He puts the courtesan in a different categorie than the "hustler"
So baby boo, email few top rated provider, ask her if ahes cool with just doing danse/massage/happy ending and...VOILA!
Hope this help

Posted By: mr2550
hey whats up



i just moved to nyc and, to be blunt, i am interested in checking out escorts, something i have never done before.  havent really met any girls i hit it off with yet and im interested in how these things go but im concerned with the safety of the whole thing.

i dont really want to support anyone who is in a business they dont enjoy because they are hooked on drugs or forced into it for example, but would prefer they choose this for financial reasons and they arent morally opposed to it.  i realize, however, that 'escorting' is probably very illegal and trying to hire their services could likely get me in a heap of trouble.. and i know the NYPD is huge and likely has tons of stings out there ready to get me in that trouble.  while i think they should ... im not really sure.. is it really that bad ??  back in my hometown i was chilling with a few guys once and we called up escorts for a buddy who just got back from boot camp as a joke and it was kindof funny but not exactly what im looking for here, and i realize the city is probably way more policed.  ive heard things about what you can do in a trip down to the dominican as well..

i am not really interested in sex maybe just a dance or massage and possibly a HJ to seal the deal.  actually, i really dont like using condoms, so thats one reason im really not interested in sex, and even with one on i dont want to risk my dick falling off or something.  how illegal is what im looking for?  how likely is it i would actually find a legit provider by seeing someone well reviewed on this site?   are there any girls out there who want to make good cash and arent forced into this/hooked on bad drugs?  

thanks for any info ...

crazyshit409 reads

There is always risk, from the girl being LE and a setup to her being a ripoff to just her not being what she advertised.  You just have to be comfortable in managing that risk, because the risk is always there.  That's the nature of anything that is illegal.

You won't be able to easily distinguish who is forced into this.  That part is very, very hard to distinguish, so I would just put that out of your mind.

NYPD really doesn't get that involved in this to the extent you think it does.  They have much bigger things to worry about than one independent girl working.  An agency which has a lotta traffic in an incall place that is generating complaints from neighbors (you know, since we live on top of each other in apartments here) or where there are drugs involved...that's a different story.

You should start by doing a search here on TER.

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