Your question brought back some great memories... my girlfriend in college had them... and I always was a little nervous when she went down on me... but she made sure to take care of the family jewels... LOL.
I had forgotten about her... As for the gridlock in Congress... What do you think I am? a miracle worker? BTW, no worries on the re-election... I'm already enjoying my victory celebration in Vegas.
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