Now gents, I KNOW you appreciate a nice, tidy, trimmed patch of heaven...how about making sure you return the flavor (pun intended!) by trimming and skimming thyself??!  Yes, I know the lady in your life may notice, but dude, just tell the lovely you did it for HER, and doesnt' she just love it??
I won't share the experience which prompted this post, but needless to say, he did not get what he wanted...all because of an excess mess of...blubflubyuckmuck...HAIR down there.......anyone feeling me??

xoClair Jordan

in a perverted way i get turned on by the caveman cock, once in a while i end up flossing with it or plucking curlys from the folds of my ladyparts, but thats small deal compared the rush of inhaling his primal scent......

I always make sure to have a clean workspace!

Shave it all down smooth so we can slap sweaty skin together. Awesome!!!

nycad

My mind goes back to prank a bunch of guys did on another. We were on one of those European tours during H.S.. There was this oneguy we felt was hogging all of the action as far as the attention from the girls. And what made it worse was that he was may be 13! So one night we jumped him in a hotel room, stripped him, and threw him out into the hallway. I remember we laughed at the fact he had no pubes. The pubes stay ladies.

does that mean we shouldn't do it?

Okay, I know what you meant, but the grammar nazi needs to come out to play every once in a while.

It's quite the turn off to hear or read providers ranting about what they didn't like about a client, or something that Mr. X did that ended in him "not getting what he wanted."  So If you're talking a poll, no I'm not feeling you.

Just curious how girls felt about that

Once a week, plus the night before (preferably) hobbying, has worked here for years...  

Maybe you want to add this to your posts & website, so no men who are hairy make the mistake of booking with you!  

Everyone has their issues might as well let them know up front.  I am sure it is disappointing not to get the services you payed for.

Telling your wife that you did it for her doesn't work as an excuse if you have no sex life at home.  (And having no sex life does not preclude you from being seen naked.)

If you can't shave, you can trim.  I use my beard trimmer to lighten the load.  If my wife sees me, she sees the hair there and isn't suspicious.  But anyone who gets close enough to care would notice that it's not a jungle.

I totally agree with you. My wife and I do not have sex, and last year I trimmed first with a scissor then with my beard trimmer. Too many women would comment or stop their oral activities because of unwanted hair in their  mouth.I make sure that I clean up well and leave no traces of hair. But as you said, my wife may see me come out of the shower, but probably would not even look at my crotch area.

I am trying to find a lady who would shave me more completely in areas hard to reach.vingge vivere!

A lot of guys do it.

By the way, I'm not surprised to see that you are posting anonymously, troll boy.

Wow! Your fine idea reminds me of a favorite Harold Robbins Novel of my adolescent years, where one of the main female characters; a love interest of the theme character (modeled on the late Howard Hughes) was first a nurse and then a high class provider. She used her previous nursing skills to shave her hobby clients when requested. She meets her Mr. Hughes in her real world. They are engaged to be married without her revealing her provider career to him and some A-Hole rich friend of his who is aware of her past, publically gives her a silver shaving kit as an engagement gift. As a teenager, I was so pissed about his ruining her chance at a real life that I dreamed of meeting the A-hole in a dark alley and blowing him away. Those were innocent days indeed!

So much for romance novels! Are there any wonderful providers out there these days that would oblige a man and shave his vitals?? Our current requirements for a safe, sanitary experience and the risk of shaving nicks and cuts probably precludes this.

Oh well!

The gals do like a a clearing in the forest!

Yes, the pun is fully intended!

Being a layman (yes, intended again) and not a professional, I'd appreciate some techniques or tricks (sorry, I can't stop myself) for getting privates cleared of the underbrush without the nicks, scraps and cuts that invariably occur.  Or maybe it's just my shaking hand?  Gels, creams or a certain razor that lends itself to a worry-free and smooth ending?

He probably tried to trim down there and lopped off the organ that does his thinking. Hence, a troll.

Tweezers. Seriously.

It hurts the first time because the skin is gripping it really tightly, but when it grows back, it takes a few weeks for the skin to grab it again, so all subsequent pluckings don't hurt as much.

Added benefits of plucking is that it takes several weeks to grow back, and when it does, there's no stubble.

You'll be surprised at how much you can remove in 10 minutes. Do it over several days for the initial clear-cutting. Then once a week to maintain.

I used to just pluck the frank and beans, then trim the rest with scissors.

I have to second the Gillette Fusion recommendation, once the majority has been trimmed with either a scissor or groomer.

I don't know... I think the grammar nazi has to be open to the interpretation that "not an option" = "not optional" and therefore means it's required.  Just sayin'. :-P

Say "see honey it makes my dick look bigger."