I'm back with a new and improved version of myself and the agency is now in beautiful downtown Patterson, NJ. We now provide "rocket fuel for morons". The new girls are all 12/12 and were part of Saddam Hussein's harem and therefore very experienced in servicing morons. Contrary to some rumors Saddam did not make everyone give such high ratings. They are legit with no shilling. As a matter of fact one of the providers was Uday's private concubine and is available for one week only at the special rate of $2500 per hour (cash). She does not provide oral because her tongue was cut out by Uday during the last steroid rage he had. For obvious reasons she also does not do DFK. But everything else is on the menu. Please do not be alarmed by that strange look in her eyes as she is still recovering from the shock of it all, but don't worry she is 100% GFE. Our new web site will soon be up as will all the reviews.They are however written in Arabic so if you need me to accurately translate them for you it will be my pleasure. That's what we are here for...to give you memories that you'll never forget.

But you of course you do need to understand that I am only doing this as research for my role as Basil's wife in the remake of Fawlty Towers.

I am doing research for my role as Reggie in the remake of The Fall and Rise Of Reggie Perrin.Maybe U could play CJ.Or I could play your Manuel.

The poster is making an underhand dig at those that he does not agree with concerning escort pricing structures, which by the way, the free market dictate. A brilliant person would at least have the courage to post under his or her username, the username, afterall, is made up to mask actual everyday identities.
In my book, morons and cowards are indistinguishable. Neither comes close to being brilliant.

Thanks Uday! BLECK!!  That means no Asian or DFK! And vat about this Patterson location? Schwatze Land!!!  Shitzger sounds like a nice Jewish name!  Vat makes you such a Shmuck??