I'm back with a new and improved version of myself and the agency is now in beautiful downtown Patterson, NJ. We now provide "rocket fuel for morons". The new girls are all 12/12 and were part of Saddam Hussein's harem and therefore very experienced in servicing morons. Contrary to some rumors Saddam did not make everyone give such high ratings. They are legit with no shilling. As a matter of fact one of the providers was Uday's private concubine and is available for one week only at the special rate of $2500 per hour (cash). She does not provide oral because her tongue was cut out by Uday during the last steroid rage he had. For obvious reasons she also does not do DFK. But everything else is on the menu. Please do not be alarmed by that strange look in her eyes as she is still recovering from the shock of it all, but don't worry she is 100% GFE. Our new web site will soon be up as will all the reviews.They are however written in Arabic so if you need me to accurately translate them for you it will be my pleasure. That's what we are here for...to give you memories that you'll never forget.