There should be a bible in the dresser drawer.

i hope you were able to find something... a game, a show... perhaps you should have gone to a firehouse and entertained some FDNY.  put on a little show.  could have been fun.

You could always try to trace each line of Amsterdam's awesome body art with your tongue (that would take at least an evening), but have plenty of liquid refreshment (from the fridge or from Amsterdam) because with all those lines, your tongue is bound to get dry. . .  Just sayin'.  Or, you could both take a subway ride with your bullets and . . .  well, see Amsterdam's story from December.  You might make a lot of new friends!

Had I been in town...