ISO Board, and Other Cities Board. See my post in Boston! Smelly
Sharing Mod duties with Thirsty in Boston, Atl_Mgr on ISO Board, and Dingus on "Other Cities".
Al Gore was WRONG !!! No global Warming! Hell is officially Frozen!
See Boston Board for a laugh !
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to the first day of summer.
and then I saw the red ink.
Funny as hell!!!!
Cheers!
Congrats Smelly!...Give'em hell up in beantown
and don't tell them that Bucky's your real name.
Daddy is turning in his grave...LONG LIVE SMELLY SMEGMA, Moderator extraordinnare
GOOD LUCK & CONGRATS!!!!!!!
Putting in Smelly as a co-moderator has caused such tectonic changes that I can hardly believe it. BRRR...LOL
Good luck Smelly (and our Boston compatriots)
finally made "Smelly" my username. (It too was an alias until now). I'm not a Mod on this board, and will still reach into my alias "bag of tricks" when appropriate. Thanks for the warm wishes, and I'm looking forward to working with, (and learning from) Thirsty, Atl_Mgr, and Dingus15 !
ISO Board, and Other Cities Board. See my post in Boston! Smelly
The email I got this morning from BeelzebubFollowme, asking me to send him a Parka,Mukkluks, and Snowshoes.
Congrats Smelly
Thank you
that hell froze over several weeks ago, but now I have to rethink the whole thing!
Scientically speaking, we must first ask weather Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?
Boyle's Law states that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, the secretary at my main office, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last month, then number 2 must be true, and thus I was sure that Hell is exothermic and had already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Now, Smelly is a MODERATOR! Conversely, this proves that there can not be a GOD! No omnipotent deity could ever subject his true and devoted believers to the nefarious machinations of a "Smelly"! Teresa lied! Hence, hell hasn't frozen over. We will all pay for our transgressions at a later date, and it's all Smelly's fault!
A pox on you Smegman!
Only kidding. Even though we haven't always seen eye to eye, congrats and good luck in on the Beantown board Smelly!
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I add new ones regularly !
Have a great time!