I do love the smell of a good smelly fart. I inhale it like you would inhale a rose garden.

I do have hemmoroids that I control with Preparation H in my butthole. It works wonders. I'm a new man since I started using it.

Skidmarks on my undies only come after I sharted. After a good meal at a Mexican restuarant I try to fart but it turns into a shart. Thank God for Downy. It gets all the marks out.

You are on my name. I am the only Fart God here. Change your name to Shartsniffer. You can have the sharts but I want the farts.