1. Any young dude because they will cum from a handjob! (easy trick) 2. Any old dude because they can't get it up! (easier trick) 3. Any fat or ugly dude because they will cum at the sniff of pussy! (sad trick) 4. Any genuine nice guy, cos they will buy me expensive stuff and will believe me when i tell them i've got a headache and will be feeling sexy tomorrow! ha (nice trick, but its just biz!) 5. Any rich dude with more $ than brain cells who will pay me 1k an hour to fake it with them while all my girlfriends do it for free!
BUT! Anyone between the ages of 28 and 45, please do not contact us because there is a serious risk we may have to work a little and perish the thought may even enjoy it! life sucks!
I have been seeing this question on a bunch of the different boards recently where guys list state that they have a bucket list of things they want to try (in a session) or providers they want to spend time with, but upon thinking about that a little bit further, do any providers have a list? Is there anything that as a provider has not tried before in a session that you want to? Are their hobbyist that they wish would contact them for a session?
1. Any young dude because they will cum from a handjob! (easy trick) 2. Any old dude because they can't get it up! (easier trick) 3. Any fat or ugly dude because they will cum at the sniff of pussy! (sad trick) 4. Any genuine nice guy, cos they will buy me expensive stuff and will believe me when i tell them i've got a headache and will be feeling sexy tomorrow! ha (nice trick, but its just biz!) 5. Any rich dude with more $ than brain cells who will pay me 1k an hour to fake it with them while all my girlfriends do it for free!
BUT! Anyone between the ages of 28 and 45, please do not contact us because there is a serious risk we may have to work a little and perish the thought may even enjoy it! life sucks!
1. Any young dude because they will cum from a handjob! (easy trick) 2. Any old dude because they can't get it up! (easier trick) 3. Any fat or ugly dude because they will cum at the sniff of pussy! (sad trick) 4. Any genuine nice guy, cos they will buy me expensive stuff and will believe me when i tell them i've got a headache and will be feeling sexy tomorrow! ha (nice trick, but its just biz!) 5. Any rich dude with more $ than brain cells who will pay me 1k an hour to fake it with them while all my girlfriends do it for free!
BUT! Anyone between the ages of 28 and 45, please do not contact us because there is a serious risk we may have to work a little and perish the thought may even enjoy it! life sucks!
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