Time to give a former Julie's girl a shot! Is it stupid? Yes. Is my little head doing the thinking? Yes. Do I think I have a fool-proof plan? Yes. Am I only fooling myself? Yes.
But I'm doing it any way. She'll never recognize me from before. I look like a million other plain-vanilla, middle-aged, balding, overweight blokes. If it goes to hell in a handbasket, hopefully Captyve will have pity on my stupid ass and bail me out of jail.
Good luck. Might want to call upon someone other than Captyve to cover your back. He has made his views about guys that try to hook up with former Juile's girls in the current environment clear, and they are NOT good. On the positive spin, I hear that the food in NYC lockups is better under Mikey than it was under Rudy.
Ah don' thin'yure even Amerhicuhn. No wun sez "blokes" in the good ole' US of Fucking A, dude. Whar yu frum? I thin' they're goin' to deport yo' ass back to Liddypool, thass wassup.
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