It was written by an alias but its so funny, I thought I'd bring it out of the archives and share it with you for Thanksgiving week. Enjoy & Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted 11/20/2006 at 2:44:57 PM
Lou Cockstello
He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then he stuffed the turkey.

glad you are in the mood for getting eaten and stuffed!

He grabbed me by my slender neck
I could not yell or scream
He dragged me to his dingy room
where we could not be seen
He tore my wrappings from me
and gazed upon my form
I was cold but sweaty,
he was parched and warm
He pressed his feverish lips to mine
this I could not stop
He drained the very soul from me,
the last immortal drop
He made me what I am today
Empty, drawn and cast away
As you see me lying here,
Just ........an empty bottle of beer.

Happy turkey

1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."

2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

5. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

8. "It's cool whip time!"

9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

My favorite is "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."