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Ben, that piece of shit is too solid ! You need splatter! Slam some tequila &.......regular_smile
The Turd 2967 reads
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habanero peppers, and loosen things up a bit. You've been eating too much cheese, rice, and bananas! These foods are BINDING! Feces and pussy are similar in that WETTER is BETTER!  BTW, thanks for your post-- it enabled me to dust off one of my old aliases.

I want to apologize and I also want to tear most everybody a new one. I'll post them as separate replies to see which one gets more hits. ;)

thirsty

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for not paying better attention to my boards recently. First I had desktop problems and then bad news about a couple of family members. Please don't turn this into a "condolences thirsty" thread.

Just remember, beyond the safety of everyone involved, most things are FAR more important than what we do here!

thirsty

I'm not your father. I'm not your big brother. I'm probably not your best friend.

You're all adults. You know the rules here. Love me or hate me, I've always been pretty consistent.

Some things that need to be addressed...

The weekly donuts...I'm not going to take the time to research it but it seems like they have been coming more than once a week recently. Ex...we've talked about that. Not everybody is a fan. If you're abusing it, KNOCK IT OFF!!!

Providers...learn the posting guidelines!...Some mods cut new to TER providers some slack when it comes to the posting guidelines. I DON'T!!! This is your livelyhood. It's not asking a lot that you make an effort to either find out yourself why your posts aren't being approved or ask me directly. IT'S NOT MY JOB TO CONTACT YOU!!! I will happily continue to deny your posts and will will have less appointments as a result. It's up to you. Take some responsibility. At least as far as I'm concerned, my time is as valuable as yours! ;)

"thirsty...why am I moderated?"...Someone PMd that question to me this week. To be honest, I forget. It has to be more than a week since I moderated you. Chances are, you either attacked someone in alias or posted about a delisted provider. Beyond that it should be obvious by now that nobody moderates less people than thirsty (except for Ben, but that's another story).

Even in the best of times, I don't sit by my computer waiting for you to post. Help me out a little bit here. Recently on the Mod board I wrote, "I believe it is every Mod's God given right (I mean Staff given right) to be the biggest asshole poster on any board on which s(he) have Mod privileges." Do you know how hard it is for me to maintain my status as the biggest prick on this board? (BTW...only thirsty can say "prick" on TER. ;)

Please help me out. Don't make me work so hard.

Thanks for understanding.

thirsty

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Smelly Smegma2405 reads

into a "condolences thread", but you're right--- family and friends come first. As for fun, I always try to have a good time, and am a "bon vivant". I, (for a change), have been on good behavior for months now, and feel it's long past time to have "the little red BDSM ball gag" removed.

Ben Dover3505 reads

I took a big dump in the middle of your board, drenched it in gasoline, and tossed a match over my sholder on my way out the door! (hehehe!)
 Good luck with the clean-up! ;>

The Turd2968 reads

habanero peppers, and loosen things up a bit. You've been eating too much cheese, rice, and bananas! These foods are BINDING! Feces and pussy are similar in that WETTER is BETTER!  BTW, thanks for your post-- it enabled me to dust off one of my old aliases.

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