I'm beginning to hate my job.  It's not funny.  

...they are the one's who didn't nail the hot chicks in high school and college who instead studied and worked hard and are now rolling in the $ and have the $ to spend.

  to paraphrase.......get out of the kitchen

They all rock my world... never do something you hate sweetie!

.... in the hobby as in the 1/2 carry that baggage in their sessions & are total pricks/hard to please and the other half are super sweet. I'll take the sweet Newman's.

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I like to think I am the sweet kind of guy. Personally speaking, I am still a bit nervous when with a woman, let alone a very attractive woman, so being sweet and appreciative is what I go for to compensate for my Newman-esq qualities.

Plus I shave my balls so, I guess I have 2 things going for me.

Well said girl!! I agree Besides beauty comes from within!

LMFAO.... Yeah the Pretty woman Scenerio is in the movies... omg you are helarious ZZ_top..

I will adimit I go crazy over a sharp dressed man!!

I have no idea why...

I'd often wondered what the rest of the hobbying community in NY looked like! I guess I have nothing to worry about!! 6" 180 lbs, muscular, nice parts and not to mention a full head of hair!

I must say it is completely possible that a John will want to sweep her off her feet and zoom away in his 1988 ford escort (no pun intended).

Which is better being Newman or a hobbit?

The more I think about it the more I realize I am not Newman, just have Newman qualities. I do dress fairly well.

I guess the sarcasm of my post missed the mark.

I can't say that I'm every woman's type of guy, but I can understand where you are coming from.  Perhaps instead of being a provider, you can find yourself a sugar daddy or a regular benefactor.  Lots of women advertise on CL for this and I imagine if you are attractive, you could land a man like that.  Or maybe just go out to the clubs and hotspots in the city to meet them.  Sometimes you will hit it off with someone, and it falls into place.

It takes two to tango, and I see your point.  I can't say I would be happy if I were rejected, but the good thing is that this is NYC s you probably have some options.

NYC was a ripoff! Why aren't you THERE?

those who claim that 217 providers young enough to be his granddaughter would thrust their tongue deep into his rectum...

Pretty simple.  I am about a 7 on a scale of 1-10.  I would never be able to date/be with/have sex with the gorgeous women providers who offer us schlubs (sic?) the opportunity for a date.

Scum?   Troll?   Look who's talking...   I speak nothing but the truth, contrary to this confirmed shill...

In his 217 reviews (maybe more I don't read them anymore), every damn one states that she "thrust her tongue deep into his rectum"

Are you F'in kidding me?    I've been with a number of the same ladies he's been with (regrettably) and have asked several of them point blank if they rimmed that 73yo shill.   And they all looked at me like I had 2 heads and said "why would I stick my tongue where that old man shits"

So perhaps you and SEXEG need to hook up and rim each other and scrape each others scrotums with your teeth and start submitting worthy reviews so that when us true hobbyists book a date with a provide, we know what to expect when the door opens

Jeez...

I believe that Lotus ceased operations several years ago. He'd probably be driving a Mercedes of some sort.