So I am with this woman this last night, well, call-girl actually.  Anyway, she's a hot Baltic broad, late forties, big DD's--you know, what every guy here is looking for.  So she performing Fellayshee-oo, covered, two condoms (don't ask) and I say in a dream-like state: "wow, that's better than my Mom used to do."  Get this, she get all wierded out!  I am only joking I tell her.  Ha-ha, get a sense of humor, already....sheesh!  She must have some family problems or something but hey, don't bring your baggage to my party, I am thinking.  I don't mean to get all Sigmind Froid (sp?) on y'all but this is a classic case of projection.  

Until next time....Ciao (that's French for good bye..or hello..aww, nevermind)