‘Twas the day before TER Christmas, and as you can see,
Not a soul was posting, not even Von Ryan.
Her garters were hung by Mandy of Ultra GFE with care,
Knowing that mmaxx6969 soon would be there.
Mandy in a teddy, Max was nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
And after some sucking she covered Max with a hat,
Mandy climbed on top while still petting her cat.
When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
Max lost his boner, “Honey what’s the matter?”
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Mandy played with her toys and also her ass.
With spooge on her breasts that was given with glee,
Max still wondered what that noise could be.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature sleigh and some really hung reindeer.
With a drunk old geezer, surprisingly quick.
Max put his pants on fast and zipped up his dick.
He liked threesomes, but not of this kind.
Another girl? Yes, but another man he did mind.
“Whoa Dasher! Whoa Dancer! Stop Prancer and you putz!!
Either stop this rig now, or I’ll cut off your nuts!
Let’s go up to Mandy's place, I am horny, you see.
I heard that she gives a really mean BBBJTC.”
And then in a twinkling, he knocked at her door.
Max then ran out, mumbling, “My dick is still sore.”
Mandy then emerged to see who was there,
It was St. Nicholas with no clothes on and was bare.
His hair was like white fur, from his head to his foot,
“Is it still two-fifty?” and he forked over the loot.
A bundle of sex toys he pulled from his sack.
He then said, “Oh baby, you have a perfect rack.”
His member—how it grew! He seemed quite merry!
He threw her on the bed and slurped on her cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as wet as the snow.
The stump of a dick, she held gently in her hand,
She then blew him so hard, he could no longer stand.
He couldn’t take any more and came on her belly,
He shook and moaned, it was as thick as some jelly.
Pleased with himself, he was a jolly old elf.
Mandy got bored and then played with herself.
Mandy then asked, “Ready for round two, my dear?”
But don’t you know, Santa only comes but once a year!
He spoke not a word, and went straight out to work,
Mandy said, ”This is monopoly money!! What a jerk!!”
Outside Santa stuck his finger in his nose,
And decided that her pussy smelled like a rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, with a smile on his face,
Mandy thought, “Next year, I’ll spray him with mace!”
She heard him exclaim, but didn't see him no more.
“Happy Hobbying to all, and to all a Good Whore!”
