Things I have learned in NYC:

1. The BQE is not the subway.
2. It is possible to pick up my doggie’s poop without spilling my coffee and dropping my NY Times. Thank God there are trashcans everywhere!
3. I get hit on constantly in the lesbian bars. Cool.
4. Parking is available, but it is in Brooklyn.
5. People get scared when you say “Good Morning.”
6. The food here is fantastic. The sex is fabulous.
7. Road rage is alive and well at the Holland Tunnel.
8. Jaywalking is allowed.
9. People read thick books. Cover to cover.
10. Manhattanites are sharp dressers.

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Blondie - Call Me Lyrics

"Call on me, oh call up, baby.
Call on me, oh call.
Call on me oh call up, darling.
I know who you are.
Come up off your calling chart.
I know where you're coming from.
Call me (call me) on the line.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me (call me), I'll arrive.
You can call me any day or night.
Call me!
Cover me with kisses, baby.
Cover me with love.
Roll me in designer sheets.
I'll never get enough.
Emotions come, I don't know why.
Cover of love's alibi.
Call me (call me) on the line.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me (call me), I'll arrive.
When you're ready we can share the wine.
Call me.
Ooh, he speaks the languages of love.
Ooh, amore, chiamami (chiamami).
Ooh, appelle-moi, mon cheri (appelle-moi).
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyway!
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day!
Call me (call me) my love.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me (call me) for a ride.
Call me, call me for some overtime.
Call me (call me) my love.
Call me, call me in a sweet design.
Call me, call me for your lover's lover's alibi.
Call me (call me) I don't mind.
Call me, call me any anytime..
Call me.
Oh, call me, ooh ooh ah.
Call me my love.
Call me, call me any anytime"
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You get the idea.
Call me (Blondie, circa 1980, Netmichelle born in 1970)
917.981.1483