It seems lately there's a rash of providers who want to charge $500+ per hour for their services... and what's with all these fancy shmancy agencies commanding $1000, even $2000 for ONE hour!?
Is there some new kind of magic pussy?
Well, I've decided at these prices, I'm joining the game. Here's what you get for my $1500 hourly rate:
A date with The Wingman:
-We'll play poker (I'll let you win) -Watch some football (I'll root for your team) -Smoke some fine cigars as I lauph at all your jokes at your choice of cool NY bar or club. -Just when you think it can't get any better I'll have one of Julie's girls, dressed to kill, pick you up at the bar in front of everyone.
So if you're looking for that ultra exclusive VIP experience (without having to listen to some dumb high priced broad gab all night about her wannabe "acting" career) come spend a magical evening with The Wingman. Everything a real man could want!
And, for the record, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. I did tongue her pussy juice on my cigar, splooge her Lane Bryant special, but I did not have sexaul relations with her.
You are right on target, what in the hell is going on. Providers are like the interest rates, everyone is going up. I am starting to defer to the Miami providers. Wait until some Miami indys come into town or French Canadians. Had an ATF raise rate $200 and another ATF raise $100. Good news is they are both worth it, but I am not into spending over $700 an hour, that's 3 pops with the right provider, and you do not have to feel like you could have brought a nice entertainment system or deposit into a 401k or IRA. Hell, are those cigars Cuban???
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