Alert!

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease
is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The
disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for
the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect
themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea
lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality
disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic
flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme
cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for
actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies
toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity
for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

If left untreated, the disease may mature into an especially
debilitating brain disease and mental focus known as functional urinary
catheterized and encapsulated miasma (FUCKEM).

Recommended treatment - fattening carbohydrate based assemblages
designed for the interior of large birds served with said cauterized
carcas (feathers removed), accompanied with bitter red berries macerated
with sucrose and citrus epidermis.




AT LEAST  HIS MOM  WORE PEARLS.