If you to most lovely things touch, it may set of such a reaction that may destroy the universe.  So I will sacrafice myself by coming between you.

Alas! Dear Chiara, alas!

Oh, how I so wish I could be so privileged to partake in this double delicacy possibility.

Humbly before you I enquire, how does one soften a very British "stiff upper lip"?

Rachel is indeed as lovely as you describe. It takes one to know one...

Respectfully,
XOXO
M'laid