Is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this board and I almost missed it. I have been ignoring all the posts by our wine enthusiast so I didn't look at it. Sounds like this could be a new Roto Rooter technique. Glad to hear things have loosened up!

Who I am. You  actually like me very much my Apple pie!!!

i too read her post and had to pick myself up off the floor.

emma darling i hope u feel better, and if the guy will not come back to you i would be happy to take his place, his loss.
he should understand you problem and be more sympathetic.

in the words of confucious (did i spell that right?)

"SHIT HAPPENS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at the bit for a "Wine Tasting".

I know exactly who you are! I can't wait to have some pie alamode!

What are you lookin at??