New York

Too Scared to Look !!
Totally_Grossed_Out 892 reads
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1 / 13

So I just took a browse at the "New Reviews" section for NY and see a provider named Patti has 135 reviews with an average rating of like 3.something

I looked at her ratings, of which she has a bunch of 1's 2's and 3's for looks yet she has 135 reviews

Honestly I was TOO SCARED to even click on her web page links to see how gross she really is, and decided to refrain...

WHY ON EARTH would any hobbyist want to see someone like that?  

Even at $100/hr, are ya effin kidding me?

-Butter_Face 530 reads
posted
2 / 13

He'll fuck lepers.  If you post a link on the GD or Boston board she'll have a new client. LOL

-Butter_Face 541 reads
posted
4 / 13

I can just picture hobbyists with no taste whatsoever wearing eye patches & yelling ARRRRGGHHH in mid fuck with her nasty ass.
Maybe she keeps a parrot in her place?  Julie's used to have one!

Totally_Grossed_Out 380 reads
posted
5 / 13

should pay a visit to Patti and let us all know what we're missing out on

Or better yet, perhaps SEXEG should pay her a visit, then go ahead and rate her a 10/10 and rave about how she licked the calloused soles of his feet, sucked each and every toe as if they were little dicks, scraped his scrotum with her teeth (as per his request), then thrust her tongue DEEP into his rectum...

And by the way, learn how to spell infinite !!

-Butter_Face 446 reads
posted
6 / 13

Posted By: Totally_Grossed_Out

Or better yet, perhaps SEXEG should pay her a visit, then go ahead and rate her a 10/10 and rave about how she licked the calloused soles of his feet, sucked each and every toe as if they were little dicks, scraped his scrotum with her teeth (as per his request), then thrust her tongue DEEP into his rectum...
Don't give him any ideas.  He's fucked uglier and rated them 10/10.

Totally_Grossed_Out 320 reads
posted
8 / 13

and that is how many desperate assholes there are out there who will stick there dick just about ANYWHERE to blow a load

Me?   I'd have sex with my neighbors dog before a provider with page after page of 1, 2, and 3 ratings

And by the way, I still have not looked at her ad, nor will I, because I'm TOO SCARED TO LOOK !!

newb12 679 reads
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9 / 13
newb12 319 reads
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10 / 13
cloast 29 Reviews 656 reads
posted
11 / 13

Patti will pretty much do anything from what I've read over the years, thus if you want to try something new or wild, she'd be the one to experiment with without feeling robbed. Gross or no gross, somtimes our inner demons need to be satisfied.

Totally_Grossed_Out 405 reads
posted
13 / 13

and she wouldn't cost me $100.   Just gotta lure her into my yard with with a piece of steak, slap some BBQ sauce on my johnson, and let her go to town licking it off (pun intended)

LMAO !!

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