Energizer Bunny’s nuts slapping up against an ass
Santino Corleone getting an excellent blow
Von Ryan’s thoughts being studied by the class
And folks posting about their favorite ho
Everybody knows that Dingus15 and Staff too
Help to make this whoreboard feel right
Providers with their pussies lubed with goo
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that ExLurker's on his way
He's bringing over his huge dick and gifts today
And every john is gonna pay
When they go second after ExLurker has his lay
And so I'm offering this simple wish
From crankyasianman down to hueyfan,
Although it's been said many times,
many ways,
Merry Chrismas to you