you can come see me my price ranges are reasonable and i am a ton of fun! i ran into a few jerks but i am great and not 700-1000 if you want a curvy blonde im your girl!

I've said it a dozen times now.  The best information comes through the PMs and backchannels as opposed to publicly available reviews and discussion board posts.

Dunno where you have been looking but......

Take Sophie  for instance every single review of hers,which there a many all are 10/10 bar none. You also must read the reviews and compare to check the validly of them.

As you suggest, there is a growing number of providers in that $700-$1000+ category, many of whom have nearly perfect 10 10 scores. As a hobbyist, what is your expectation from those scores as it relates to the premium price point? In the literal sense, do you expect her to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, as all of those "once in a lifetime" would suggest?  Or, in a narrower interpretation, one of the most beautiful providers on TER?  Or would a fusion of menu, atmosphere and execution make the technical appearance distinction between, say, an 8 and a 10 irrelevant?
Putting it another way, how would you determine "value" at that price point?

A horny bastard should...

tahe a trip to London !

Serena x

"I mean a girl is not thin if she is athletically built, 5'7" and nearing 140 lbs."

Yes, she should technically be listed as athletic. But to me, that's also thin. In fact, that's on the lower end of the 'normal' range on the BMI chart. Maybe what you mean is 'skinny', if you want twig-thin with no muscle tone. Her body type should be apparent from her photos. If her photos are that misleading, then I don't know why you'd stay.

"someone in their mid 30's can't be described as 21-25 yrs old."

I've always found listed ages to be accurate. I've yet to step outside the 400-600 range. I don't go for price or hype, but look for repeated solid good scores (I actually filter out laudatory reviews because I've found them to be misleading).

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say. You seem to have a pre-defined ideal, so it may be harder than average for you to find someone who live up to your expectations.