What's the deal with Candace and Crystal. Some reviews say they look like the pics---some say they don't---some say they offer full service---some say they don't. Anyone have first hand experience?

I've seen them both and they offer full service.  If your a fat pile of shit, you are not going to get anything.  But as long as you are decent looking you'll be ok.  I'd be the same way personally...

I've also had positive first hand experience (see my review of Candace).

Yeah I remember these two.  They used to work as Candy and Sandy untill word got here about how they exchanged free sessions for good reviews.  The legitimate reviews were mostly negative.  TER delisted them because of all the complaints and they were caught posting and reposting fake reviews. I've had a bad experience as well.  They lie, they don't try at all to give a good session.