I was reminded today of a joke that I've decided to share with the NY board. It's an oldie, but a goodie, and I've updated the target (originally Bella Abzug) so it will be relevant to our younger readers. I don't expect everyone to like it, but so what!
Q: What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a bowling ball?
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