Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are... 16-SLOVENLY FARTER Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.
1-AMBITIOUS FARTER Always ready to fart. 17-NERVOUS FARTER Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.
2-LAZY FARTER Just fizzles 18-MISERABLE FARTER Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.
3-AMIABLE FARTER Likes to smell others farts. 19-CONFUSED FARTER Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.
4-SELFISH FARTER Only enjoys smelling his own farts. 20-GROUCHY FARTER Swears at his or her farts.
5-CARELESS FARTER Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame. 21-SNEAKY FARTER Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.
6-SMART ALEC FARTER Farts when girls are in the room. 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER Their farts don't stink.
7-CLEVER FARTER Farts and coughs at same time. 23-FRESH GUY FARTER Turns around in front of you and farts.
8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them. 24-BIG BULLY FARTER Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.
9-STINGY FARTER Belches instead of farting to save his butthole. 25-VAIN FARTER Deeply moved by the smell of farts.
10-FOOLISH FARTER Farts and laughs, while others cry. 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.
11-SHY FARTER Can only fart on a deserted Island. 27-WISE FARTER Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"
12-CONCEITED FARTER Thinks he can fart the loudest. 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)
13-UNLUCKY FARTER Tries to fart and soils his underwear. 29-MUSICAL FARTER Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like shit Sounds like a tuba
14- TIMID FARTER Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts. 30-HONEST FARTER Farts and blames in on others or the dog.
15-BEWILDERED FARTER Unable to distinguish between their farts and others. 31-LIVELY FARTER Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.
Martin had just met his girlfriend, when she asked him to go over to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Not wanting to make a bad impression, he goes over.
After he has been sitting at the table for a while, he feels an incredible pain in his stomach and has to let a fart go. Just then, the family's dog, Fido, walks under the table and his tail bumps Martin's leg. This kind of scares Martin and he lets a littlefart go. Suddenly his girlfriends mother yells "Fido!!"..
Martin is relieved "This is great, he thinks, I can fart all I wantand they'll blame it on the dog!!"
So Martin lets a bigger fart go, sure enough the mother yells at the dog.. After farting twice Martin feels much better, and decidesif he lets one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So he lets a huge ripping fart go, this time the mother looks furious with the dog. Martin is finding this pretty funny until the mother yells, "Fido, get out from under the table before he shits all overyou!!!!!"
Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are... 16-SLOVENLY FARTER Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.
1-AMBITIOUS FARTER Always ready to fart. 17-NERVOUS FARTER Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.
2-LAZY FARTER Just fizzles 18-MISERABLE FARTER Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.
3-AMIABLE FARTER Likes to smell others farts. 19-CONFUSED FARTER Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.
4-SELFISH FARTER Only enjoys smelling his own farts. 20-GROUCHY FARTER Swears at his or her farts.
5-CARELESS FARTER Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame. 21-SNEAKY FARTER Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.
6-SMART ALEC FARTER Farts when girls are in the room. 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER Their farts don't stink.
7-CLEVER FARTER Farts and coughs at same time. 23-FRESH GUY FARTER Turns around in front of you and farts.
8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them. 24-BIG BULLY FARTER Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.
9-STINGY FARTER Belches instead of farting to save his butthole. 25-VAIN FARTER Deeply moved by the smell of farts.
10-FOOLISH FARTER Farts and laughs, while others cry. 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.
11-SHY FARTER Can only fart on a deserted Island. 27-WISE FARTER Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"
12-CONCEITED FARTER Thinks he can fart the loudest. 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)
13-UNLUCKY FARTER Tries to fart and soils his underwear. 29-MUSICAL FARTER Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like shit Sounds like a tuba
14- TIMID FARTER Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts. 30-HONEST FARTER Farts and blames in on others or the dog.
15-BEWILDERED FARTER Unable to distinguish between their farts and others. 31-LIVELY FARTER Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.
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