Fist thing you are not fooling anyone when you lie about your age. You are setting the client up for dissapointment when he is expecting someone 10 years younger than you actually are. Most clients actually want a more mature woman, and with the need for MILFs and cougars, why would you lie about your age at all. As it stands we automatically add at least 10 years to your stated age. And when we review you we are going to tell our brethren how old you really are anyway. So save us all the trouble and just tell the truth from the start.
If the gal says she's somewhere between 35 and 37 I'll add an extra 5 years or so
It gets a little tricky on trying to figure out the younger ones.... If a gal says she's 22 she may very well be 19 or 18 or she may be 28 and trying to hang on to her youthful younger 20's in vanity.
Anyway, that's my pea brain logic for age calculations.
Men act like puppy dogs and will believe anything. The older they are the bigger the lie. 30 y.o. lie & say they're 25 (5 years). But the 50 y.o. girls claim to be 35 (15 years)
I think I'm the opposite of the guys these ladies want to see. Since I'm actually looking for mature providers, I probably miss out on ladies because they claim to be younger than I want, despite really being the right age. Darn.
The same body on a 50 year old is way hotter than it is on a 20 year old. Embrace your cougar-ness!
To best figure out the age of a provider, you need to know a little about "provider math", a tricky subject indeed. Provider math is based on classic arithmetic but altered by provider theories and variables of "Because I feel like it."
Being that the female body is the most wonderful thing the good lord done put on the planet, when offering such bodies, the providers are often immune to the long established rules of exchange and reciprocity. Then on top of that, the purchaser of such services are hindered by their inability to conduct the transaction with their brains. Instead their reasoning ability is invariably taken over by the penis and as you may know, the penis doesn't always make the right decision. My penis and I generally get along but he has screwed me over a few times. While my penis and I get along, I will say that my wallet and penis haven't spoken in years.
Imagine Provider math and Hobbyist dick-controlled reasoning in other transactions or purchases outside the hobby: "Hey I am thinking of buying that 2009 Chevy. I know it probably really a 2005 but I really need to drive tonight and I haven't driven in so long."
Anyway, I find you can get pretty close to the actual age of a provider by adding 20-25% to their stated ages. But don't forget, there are a good number of them that actually state their TRUE age. The age inflation(deflation?) doesn't really start till they hit about 30.
But with that said, in my time in the hobby, I learned just how freakin hot a 40 year old can be. One of the hottest woman I've ever been with is actually over 40. Kudos to the older ladies as some of them are just incredible.
Also there is the advantage of being older yourself that now even the older ladies look good. Yeah baby! Hookers is fun!
Based on what research?!? Why do you think providers lie about their age in the first place? You may personally prefer a mature provider, but the market tends to favor youth. And not just the hobbying market. Men, generally, prefer younger women—it's a fact documented by research. Why? Who knows exactly. Some say it's an instinct related to species survival (younger women being more fertile). Regardless, if a provider can convince me she's 19, hell, I don't really care what her real age is.
One more thing I thought of after posting this: about 10 years ago someone on another board said to me, "Like you and most hobbyists, I'm in the hobby because I like to fuck young women." For some stupid reason, this had never actually crossed my mind before—but he was absolutely right.
If they have the looks to back it up then i don't care about the number. I question there age when they post old pics. Just as bad as fake pics in my opinion.
We see men ALL THE TIME! We know how a 40 year old body looks and feel like; same with a 50 year old. Some guys do need to keep counting the years after 50 and don't say "I'm 50 but I look 40" when, in reality, they are collecting SS already. Is amazing how many guys LIE about their ages. We can have surgery, botox, restylane, etc and REALLY look 30 when we are 40! I know a lady here from this board who is really few years shy of her 50s (she told me her real age) and many of you keep babbling about her being this "hot young" woman. No one can tell her real age, I could not believe when she told me. So, for women, thanks to the new non invasive procedures available, age is just a NUMBER. I have clients who also don't look their real age, thanks to surgeries, gym and HGH intake. This topic about age or old pictures is like beating an old horse to death. You know women will always lie about their ages, is a symptomatic gene embedded into ourselves. Don't tell me your SO or women in your family don't lie about their age and you go "yeah, right!".
Most ladies do not like to see guys who are way ABOVE of their age preferences. We have our reasons why we don't want to see either too young or too old. Even wonder why a review says this lady was so much fun and not watching the clock and another says she was hurrying, going thru the motions and jumped out of the bed before the time was over? Guys should not lie about their age, physical condition or anything that we can SEE and ruin the session for both. Sure, guys are paying, but we like to choose our clients. Not all of us are money hungry whores who will fuck just any guy with a pocket full of Benjis.
why lie.....if someone asks, i tell....who cares.....so i have a little belly....i can't be at the gym every day....and i love to cook, entertain, eat and drink.....all in moderation most of the time.....i'm at the age where i wear black socks up to my knees, plaid shorts below my knees, and a striped shirt.....you have to see my tan lines.....lol but i'm at peace with myself.....
But I agree that the whole notion of thinking you can tell us you're 29 when you're clearly about mid 30s or older is really stupid. Let's face it. There are some ridiculously hot women in their late 40s and early 50s (there was a blonde I used to see when I moved here eight years ago that was in her early 50s but looked like a cross between Beth Otrosky and Daryl Hannah with a super-tight, fitness-model body). And there are girls who are in the early 20s that look just awful.
So I agree...be honest about your age. Or at least give an honest range. I'm in my early 40s and could pass for being 10 years younger, but why lie? It's just stupid.
Assume 10 years of anything YOU'll be doing me' a favor. I think that legitimate ladies recognize that lying just sets you up for disaster. BTW male or female people, you all look your age! Come on. It's just a matter of how attractive one is too the other. Age doesn't mean a thing to me. And I really do mean that.
Assume 10 years of anything YOU'll be doing me' a favor. I think that legitimate ladies recognize that lying just sets you up for disaster. BTW male or female people, we all look our age it's just a matter of how attractive one is too the other. Age doesn't mean a thing to me. And I really do mean that.
The worst offender on a large scale house is Jewels of New York City. Add 10-15 years to what you think the air brushed, photoshopped pics actually are.
Most are moms with grown children.
What a wonderful program photshop is, its better than any plastic surgeon in America. Who needs a face-lift, diets, tanning machines, gyms?
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Fist thing you are not fooling anyone when you lie about your age. You are setting the client up for dissapointment when he is expecting someone 10 years younger than you actually are. Most clients actually want a more mature woman, and with the need for MILFs and cougars, why would you lie about your age at all. As it stands we automatically add at least 10 years to your stated age. And when we review you we are going to tell our brethren how old you really are anyway. So save us all the trouble and just tell the truth from the start.
I dont understand it either. It seems to me there is a bigger draw, bigger market to more mature women.. or hey fudge a few years but fudging 15-15 years.. come on now.. If you look good for you age be proud of it!
Ive always stated my real age, I almost went 2 years older just to see. lol I'll be 38 real soon. I'll see any age in general but I prefer over 40. Well.. I dont do under 21..
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