OK this is what we are going to do here .
It has been a Longtime coming![]()
I would like the ladies to write a ficticious review .Please for godsakes do not write real review of a real guy on a real date using his real name please because that will not go over well or be fun
Mmmk?
Moving on![]()
Ok so I want a review of a male provider you have supossedly spent time and money with, lets call it 400 an hr for simplicity sake? ok
I want you to do what you may have wished you could do this entire time .Of course good reviews are completely acceptable as well as not so great reviews.Putting in what really does bother or interest you in real life is of course just fine
I am writing mine now I willll be Back!! Please ladies?
Thanks Kendall Lynn
October 1, 2010
Mac-mister Mister Generals PROFILE
TER ID: 12345678
ad website: na
personal website:Studmuffin.com
agency name: Man Whores R Us
agency: yes
service: Escort/Massage
city: New York
other city: None
phone 1: 1800 I've got the goods
phone type: he Picks Up
phone 2: None phone type: Voice Mail
in/out: Incall email: None
delivered as promised: Yes smokes: No
on time: Yes availability: Daytime/Nighttime
porn star: No
real photo: Yes
photo accurate: Yes
build: Athletic height: 6'7
ethnicity: White transsexual: No
age: 35-38 Jacket size: 50
hair color: brown Jock cup: large
hair type: wavy Penile implants: No
hair length: short Penis appearance: healthy
piercings: no tattoos: One
Face: Shaved
massage: yes massage quality: awesome
sex: yes s&m: idk
blow job: Ummmm?? cum in mouth: yes
touch pussy: yes mine lick pussy: yes
kiss: yes anal: yes
two girl action: yes will bring 2nd provider:yes
more than one guy: idk
no rush session: yes
multiple pops: yes rimming: yes
SERVICE: LENGTH: PRICES:
escort 2 hours 800 for 2 hours
DATE REVIEWER APPEARANCE PERFORMANCE
Sept 2010 amazonian 9 10
I had been seeing his reviews for awhile and finally decided to take the plunge.I contacted him via Email and he responded in a timely fashion.I made my way to his hotel and gave a call to let him know I was on my way, VIPs read on.
Juicy details:
I arrived at his hotel and old famous and beautiful historical hotel here in NYC.
I made my way to the elevator and called him again. He gave me the room number and up I went.
He opened the door wearing Grey flannel slack, a blue button down brooks brothers shirt and a Camel hair jacket,he looked great in it.
I was really very nervous to meet him .I was thinking to myself OMG what was I thinking wth am I doing?!
No sooner did I have my thought than he scooped me up and pulled me in towards him and kissed me one hand on my hips one made its way up to my face with just his thumb resting on my neck.He kissed me like a guy who had just returned from a tour of duty.He smelled so good . I started to feel breathless and it was getting very warm.. He turned me effortlessly and leaned me into the wall and leaned into me kissing me like I have never been kissed before.Our hips pressing together ....Incredible.
He grabbed both of my thighs and lifted me ,I felt like I was like weightless, still kissing me the entire time.He walked over to the bed gently laid me down and leaned over me continuing kissing me. Suddenly he pulled back ,I wondered where is he going! He was going down ladies.
And down he went he lifted my skirt and exposed my panties and tore then from my body and began to lick my pussy softly in wet warm soft circular movements it was heaven.I gasped for air he looked up and appeared to smile, he knew he had me . After a little bit of this he came up for air
straight up and began kissing me so passionately again this time I reached down and grabbed his cock ,He looked at me and said " is that what you want?" I just barely managed to say "Yes" He said "Come Here" .
As if to suggest that i could not possibly be quick enough even had i gotten there before he finished saying the word here .He grabbed both my legs and dragged me towards him .
Still kissing me he put himself inside me .
At that moment our eyes locked and he watched my face as he impaled me .My eyes rolled into the back of my head and I let out a moan as I arched into him.
It was as if he had somehow he had gone inside but when he did it was where no man has gone before.He plunged even deeper inside me and I screamed in pleasure.I was like a born again virgin.
He had me by the waist holding me there.like i was really going to try and escape lol not!
He turned me just slightly and again he was inside me and it felt like nothing i had ever felt before.This was passion magnified.
I felt myself being to get more rigid and I came so hard .It seemed somehow to excite him the site of my coming and he appeared to come .IDK if he faked it or not , but who cares ,WOW!
He got up and got me a war towel to clean up .He said he had a bottle of wine but had gotten somewhat distracted upon my arrival and forgot to offer me any .He got us both a glass of wine and came back to the bed.
We started talking a bit about social impacts of various events and transitions in our culture and area . He was bright as well ,interesting.
After a little of this he appeared to make a full recovery as he started to kiss me once again he asked if I wanted to try again .Um ARE YOU KIDDING??????! I said yes![]()
He grabbed me by the hair pulled me closer and kissed me so passionately i found i was making sounds I was unaware might exit my mouth.
He grabbed my tits and pressed himself into me .Smelling this good should be a felony ladies.
He threw me on the bed and was on top of me leaning in and once again put his cock inside me watching me he started to whisper in my ear , he said I want you and stroked me with his cock .He started to go deeper and I once again clearly was weakened by him .He smiled and said it's ok baby , poor girl getting all fucked this way.... I came on his cock almost instantaneously .....He flipped me over and pounded himself into me like it was a job, oh wait! It was his job! lol ok he was damn good at his job and maybe should consider giving himself a raise![]()
He had me one hand on the waist one hand holding my ponytail using it like a handle to pull me toward him with every thrust .Beautiful
I started to feel like I was going over the top again and he felt my pussy clamp down on his cock . This was obviously working for him and he came at the same time as me grabbing my throat and turning my head ever so slightly to kiss me while we came together.I felt his cock swell up and get even harder just before he came and right threw the condom I could feel the heat of his come filling inside me even threw the bag. I whimpered to the point of almost crying as I came all over him.
This was for me an unparalleled experience in the sack hobby or no hobby: ) Ladies treat him right! If you don't that's ok he will have more time available to be with me
Kendall
I usually try to stay UTR, but you captured our time very well together.
all i can say is... kendall, when are you visiting nyc next?
Thanks Kendall. We haven't even met yet and you wrote a spot on review for me. Thanks again you were a doll and if you need me for reference or whitelist just let me know. xoxoxoxoxo
...but I couldn't resist responding when I saw your post, Kendall! Plus it's difficult to sleep during the day if you're not used to it. And after reading your review, any sort of sleep was impossible.
Everything below is an absolute fiction:
design.lust’s review of Sven
TER ID: 678910-11
Independent: Yes
Race: Scandinavian
Build: Average, for a Scandinavian
Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue
Penis Type: Uncut
Sex: Yes, please
Appearance: 8 Performance 10
I’ve seen Sven’s advert on an international site and was drawn in by his witty wording. We exchanged e-mails and I adored his way with English. In anticipation, I set up a two-hour booking with this gent.
He was staying in a very chic design hotel not known to many. I waited in the lobby as he instructed, my heart in my mouth every time the elevator door opened. And there he was – and his accepting smile banished all my nervousness. VIPs read on:
The Juicy Details:
Sven gently held me from behind in the elevator and kissed my neck. I almost dropped my purse. In the reflection we looked all for the world like long-lost lovers. The door opened and into his suite we went.
I don’t know if TER will publish this because I’m loathe to divulge this man’s intimate talents…I want to keep them as private memories…so I’ll just say he is excellent at DFK and his package should be bronzed. He is polite, incredibly well-spoken (ladies, his accent will melt you away, and his English will make you smile) and…he....(eyes glaze over)
After reluctantly re-dressing, we popped into the hotel’s nightspot (we got in with no problems) for some refreshment. More making out ensued and somehow we got all our drinks on the house.
This was a night I’ll never forget…and that’s exactly what Sven told me as I walked out of the lobby, one of NYC’s most sated persons.
LMFAO!
ssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I promise not to refer to you as Kendall .. Just "Miss K"
))))))))
Lina
I thought that was a super funny name for him
Guys I know that you are all my caveman charming
Yum
LINA! Noooooo lol think of one come on girl .I think I have to do a bad one for the hell of it
Kendall Lynn
I just thought to pick a regular Scandi-name for him. But again, I am happy to have made you laugh.
design.lust
I get it. We are supposed to believe you fantasize about seeing your clients sexually. Right.
You know, a provider once told me her favorite clients were the ones who finished quickly, weren't too much work and left early. And paid, of course.
That I would believe.
I don't mind a bit of fantasy, but give me a break.
Just play the friggin game or go back to the stupid 24/7 ads .Or one better think of something yourself ,and when you get a name of your very own let me know so I might address you by it, be gone with you Boy drivel indeed.Kendall Lynn
Have you never heard of if you don't have anything nice to say then better say nothing at all? So she tries to loosen up the dreary daily routine of just ad after ad and you have a problem with that? You need to loosen up and stop being so negative and uptight, how about have some fun and get laid you surely seem to need it
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I am so excited to see you here!!!!!!!!! How the hell are you??? Miss K
I do, and trust me, she gets into it.
Maybe you need to see the right ladies. I can count on two hands the number of ladies that enjoy visiting with regularly, and it isn't hard to realize who the ladies are that are worth your Benjamins. Attend some M&G's, flirt with the ladies on-line, you'll learn. Yes, their business is to sell the fantasy that we are the best lover they ever had, and though we certainly fall short, there are many ladies who enjoy the game enough so that you will have your fun, and they will as well.
..... what us poor guys try to express after an encounter with a lady !!!!
( like yourself, cums to my mind .......... but everybody knows that about me !! LOL !!! )
So, yes ..... you "get" it, babe. You understand. Much like your "review", a sensual, passionate, and even romantic episode is what many guys - at least the ones like me - are looking for. Whether it's with a provider, an SO, or a GF. I'm sure that you girls like them, also. Encounters that are truly, truly terrific, special, and "one-of-a-kind" unique.
And you do have a terrific way with words, you know. For the life of me - I couldn't "rite" that well.
Nor will I ever be 38 or slim again. But I'd certainly be willing to do my part in making a fantasy like that come true. Lots and lots of kissing, some real good DATY and 69, and then some slow, yet intense fucking. Then after that ....... we do it all again. YUM !!!!
Reminds me of a night in Port Jeff. Best of my life, let me tell ya !!!
And for "dopey" or "dobey" - - like I wrote above - - Kendall "gets" it. You were mistaken to think she was writing about "having fantasies about seeing her client(s) sexually". She may actually have such fantasies. I believe she does at times. At least I really hope so, since I am one. But I doubt that she'd write about one in relation to a real client.
This is just a flip of the TER coin. A fantasy about a woman seeing a male provider. Even more so, I'd say it was a truthful fantasy. Just Kendall letting off some of her sexual steam. She's in the prime of her life in so many ways ..... and I don't think you'll ever have the privelage of knowing it, Dobey.