My work is sending me to Amarillo in a couple weeks and I'm VERY interested in seeing what it has to offer!....

with someone who gives a shit.  LMAO!

Don't go saying shit like Trump is a horse's ass when you get there.

Take your pick of the best of Amarillo

home of the BIG STEAK (up to 72 oz).  They also have exotic meats like rattlesnake and buffalo.  Sadly, Amarillo is not known as an escort mecca.  If you can get to Dallas or Austin, there are many more choices.  

Welcome back fucking fucker.

YOU are hot as hell and I missed talking with you! I still would be lucky and honored to spend not enough time with you if you let me,  Jaydalee! You're so cool and so beautiful. I can go on and on if you don't get embarrassed about my adoration of you?!....

Who are you? I mean, you don't sound familiar. I admit I was out of touch for a while but you can basically go fuck yourself until some of mine educate me as to who the fuck you are and whether or not you're fucking relevant now that I'm taking me back, motherfucker...!

Someone that's going to see Eric Clapton on my dime, you're kind of a prick....

Well that explains that hog between your legs and why you have to settle for massages. When I saw that thing all I could was salute!...

Uhhh! I miss you so much! Such a beautiful man, person! Fucking Scoed! I'm gonna give you a day's notice and show up on your doorstep, I hope you fuckin' know this!....

Well, so much for helping a brother or sister out. You can kiss my ass anytime you like, wise-ass...

I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you? And who besides your fucking self decide to tell me where the fuck to go, fucking wise-ass!!!?

TER is not the dominant board in Texas, and is of almost no use in finding talent in the smaller cities in Texas. There is another review board, which does begin with an "E" that while being kind of icky, will be of much more help to you in finding suitable company in such places as Amarillo

I am a full-fledged, solid gold prick. LMAO!

May have another customer before you.  

The bad news is that was help as that is not prime hooker territory

I would give all THREE of GaGambler, JakeFromStateFarm, and mrfisher's left nuts to spend one night with you! Don't worry how I'll acquire them, but you can have them and your usual donation, THAT'S how much I want to see you!  

I can dig! I've wanted to meet you in person for a long time!....

You think I'm kidding?....

Actually I have an offer for you....

You want a fight you got it. Don't know what you and those two other fucking pussies problem is but I'm down. Let's go. This will be fuckin' fun!....

Well there is one last hope for you...Hi! Im Cashet ,a verified provider in the Amarillo area!! [email protected]

Saw nice things about you...!

Or before you leave... i don't think we've met...