All Jokes Aside.............9/17-9/19 (pic)

I had every INTENTION on flying to New Mexico and doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING....as in sitting on my ass, ordering room service, relaxing at a spa....and doing NOT ONE PRODUCTIVE THING!!

I have this really tiny red head from Chicago she will be in New Mexico with me...... obviously she has taken over my provider life....seriously she weighs less than 100lbs and could fit in my luggage (and not the biggest suitcase either) SHE HAS TAKEN OVER MY PROVIDER LIFE. I am being DRAGGED (willingly) from pillar to post across the US........lol!!!

I was told (by said red head) to put the word out that I am coming to New Mexico. I was told (again by said red head) I am going to commune with nature and observe a few Native American traditions. I was also told I am going to see a few guest while I am here.

Obviously I am really silly, very down to earth, and I have a very playful friend.

I am not entertaining a lot of guests, (neither is the red head) so if you want to be COMPLETELY entertained by one of the FUNNIEST, goofiest, yet sexy, intelligent, and very sensual providers in the business you will want to contact me.

Most of my details, rates and whatever you want to know is listed on my site!!!!