That's right boys - much like my Handicap Special, this is about utilizing one special talent when the others aren't an option. The lower price and lack of Hour options reflect a reduction in the type of service available.
This isn't a discount for my normal level of service. When will that happen? Never - take what you can get or you could just pull your own lever!
Lets break it down:
When you come for a visit, expect to mostly sit - if you want I can try and do a full split - but it's not about that this week - it's about filling my mouth so I can't speak - so if it's "full" you seek, sorry boys, for a few days it's only going down my beak! Yes I called it a beak - I take you soaring to new heights and looking down is the prettiest peek you ever will sneak!
Want to stand up? Ok, Ill rest my head at the edge of the bed until fully fed - when done you'll raise your hand up and fist pump - two pump chump? Thats cool we can do it again, this isn't your wife and you wont want to sign a pre-nup - This is no bluff - Yes I will take it all but I mean Jr and each cup not all your stuff!
This reduction in my menu should not make you nervous - Krystal wants a new car and can't provide each usual service - These prices and options are only for 7 days - then back to full and normal, the rates one usually pays! I want a kick ass automobile - you can get me behind the wheel and I can guarantee it's special you'll feel when you take advantage of this one week only deal!
I call it a deal but really it's a steal, many boys pay full price just for the mouth they could feel - this rate won't work next time - Limited Time offer so get in line!
If you couldn't figure it out, just get in touch one of the following 3 ways to ask about it or to set up a date:
TEXT ME at 732 754 8208
EMAIL ME at [email protected]
PRIVATE MESSAGE me
KRYSTAL WANTS A NEW CAR RATES:
15 Min - 100 / 30 Min - 160
Hour dates are full rate (280) even though the services are still limited! You are still paying for time after all baby!
-- Modified on 7/27/2017 2:48:32 PM
