'Twas The Night Before XXX-Mas  
   
 'twas the night before christmas, when all through the site  
 not a creature was hobbying, not even a bite.  
   
 the envelopes were hung by the nightstand with care,  
 in hopes that some provider soon would be there.  
   
 the hobbyists were nestled all snug in their beds,  
 while visions of humping danced in their heads.  
   
 and the s.o. In her 'kerchief, and you in your cap,  
 had just settled down for a long winter's nap.  
   
 when out to your car you quietly snook,  
 looking for a girl ready to hook.  
   
 away to the hotel you flew on a dash,  
 tore open the door and your girl threw you a flash.  
   
 the moon on the breast of your favorite provider,  
 gave the lustre of body glitter as you wanted to bite her.  
   
 when, what to your wondering eyes should appear,  
 but a swollen member, and it made you both cheer.  
   
 on with the hat, so lively and quick,  
 she knew in a moment that was her dick.  
   
 more rapid than eagles how both they came,  
 and he whistled, and shouted, as she called him by name;  
   
 "now, flasher! Now, lap-dancer! Now, smash it you cutie!  
 on, bellies! On titties! On, faces and the booty!"  
   
 "to the top of the bed post! To the top of the wall!  
 now bang away! Bang away! Bang away all!"  
   
 as she screams, "im the wild hurricane and bi,"  
 another cutie opens the door and they go from two to a tri,  
   
 so onto his face, and onto his cock they jump,  
 with the sleigh full of sex toys, they all begin to hump.  
   
 and then, in a twinkling, they heard from the hall,  
 the jealous people outside say, "wow these three can really ball!"  
   
 as they bounced on the bed, they were turning around,  
 down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.  
   
 he was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,  
 as he remembered how much fun it was to do it.  
   
 a bundle of toys he had flung on his back,  
 and he looked like a perv showing them his sac.  
   
 his eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!  
 his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!  
   
 his droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,  
 santa told the group he was ready for a go!  
   
 the stump of his cock he held tight in his hand,  
 he said with a smile, "may i join your little band?",  
   
 he had a broad smile and a little round belly,  
 he giggled, as he grabbed for the k-y jelly.  
   
 he was chubby and plump, a right jolly old man,  
 the girls said, cum over, and big santa ran!  
   
 a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,  
 soon he was smiling getting double head.  
   
 he spoke not a word, but just watched the girls work,  
 and filled the girls mouths; as the girls started to jerk.  
   
 and laying his finger aside of his nose,  
 the girls were given a gift of 1 million rose!  
   
 he sprang to his sleigh, to the 3some he gave a wink,  
 and away he flew and he was gone in a blink!  
   
 but they heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,  
 "happy christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"